coachella jesus

The purposeful inebriation durung 3 day music weekend, that it replicates the absence of the savior of Christianity.

Note- use of pre-meditated choice to inflict cognitive absence.

And, like main stream Christianity, there will be no proof that you really left at all.

“Bro, Featherweight Tyler went SO free-spiritedly high AF last weekend, he left reality Friday and came to Monday morn. He’s , like, Coachella Jesus” he resurrected himself.

by Craig Rasputin May 26, 2018

coachella flu

Coachella flu is having the flu right after Coachella from the desert dust.

Hey Ryan can you hang with me today ?

sorry bro i got the Coachella flu

by ŠâmDÿer April 21, 2019

Coach Gabe

The coolest PE teacher in the world. Constantly filling the room with joy.

What's Up Guys? Coach Gabe Here! Reminding You... To Stay Active, Do Your Sit-ups At Home, And That I Miss You Guys And I Hope Everything's Going Okay, Talk To You Later.

by TheSuperStinkyJohnLiska April 9, 2021

Coach Steve

Coach Steve

Coach Steve

by lola ugfuglio scumpy February 18, 2021

Gooch Coach

A continuous lick from the anus to the right nipple of a male or female

The key to a mans heart.

Hey girl I've got you a ticket on the Gooch Coach

by ElDonkle March 27, 2014

Hella coachella

Adj: Very cool and everyone likes them

Boy: omg sasha is so Hella coachella!
Boy 2: I know! I want to be her friend so bad

by Slslsl October 11, 2015

Cheer Coach

Someone who puts their squad above everything else and cares beyond their control. They are wisdom. They are knowledgeable. They are skillful. They may be sweet but harsh when necessary. The TRUE cheer coach is rarity and very difficult to find.

They can teach you new skills and tricks but also teach you life long lessons that stay with you long after college or school.

If treated fairly and appropriately, this rare find will be just what your sport needs but handled improperly, you may find yourselves in the midst of Karma.

Coach Smith may be harsh cheer coach at times but he really taught me to respect myself, not only as an athlete but also as a human being.

by you.wish.you.were.me December 18, 2016