keyboard-cockler

put your penis in-between two keyboards and smash them together. must have rule 34 open and what ever you type during your pleasuring you must search. (no function keys aloud)

Guy 1 " hey man, instead of using the bag of milk, I'm gonna try the keyboard-cockler" guy two " sir this is a subway"

by Guttfeeling April 10, 2025

cockbender

One who painfully bends cock

That prostitute was a real cockbender

by Anthony Molina September 27, 2008

cockelowna

1. Cockelowna, cockelowning, derivitive of the word "peacockelowna;" to masturbate in tears pathetically in utter lonelyness. To feel completely desperate and ashamed with oneself during the act of masturbation.

2. To cockalona, to rape a loner. (irish slang)

1. john: i haven't been feeling well recently, i have a bad case of cockelowna.

2. eric: yeee i was cockin'alona last night.

by laurathealien September 1, 2009

cockenspillyhofmannigh

a reson or word to desribe a complete bellend

o my god that guy was a complete cockenspillyhofmannigh

by ashley webber June 16, 2010

cochleophagous

feeding on snails.

Is there any bird that is cochleophagous?

by uttam maharjan December 28, 2010

cockedout

verb: A state of suffocation by dick sucking. Hyperventilation, blue in the face, and unconsciousness are very common symptoms, and it occurs very quickly. Tips for if this should occur.
Men: Try to restart her heart by pounding your cock on her chest.
Women: Hope your man is competent enough to save you or else you have been defeated by dick.

That girl totally got cockedout by that cowboy and she almost died but then regained consciousness.

by awesomeoamzin April 24, 2011

cockenstrate

To pay attention to detail while giving an awesome blowjob.

Quiet she told me ..."Im trying to cockenstrate while I suck your dick !!!!

by shesoutaherfuckinmind January 6, 2012