Bachmann Christmas

When you want a Christmas party so explosive, you have to bomb another country to get your way.

Michele wanted a Bachmann Christmas by bombing Iran.

by Raptor1042 December 14, 2014

drive-by Christmas

The act of driving down the street and hanging out of the window, while whirling a present into the recipients yard shouting (in a Santa like tone) "Merry Christmas!". Drive-by Christmas.

Katie: Brian's whole family is out there!

Chris: Ok... (while sitting on the edge of a window holding onto the sway bars getting ready to huck a present into the yard)

The present lands side up in a foot of snow.

Drive-by Christmas.

by Ho-Ho-Ho! Merry Christmas! December 25, 2009

the ghost of Christmas ass

1. a girl who's ass ceases to amaze, a truly epic ass.
2. someone who guides you to get a lot of ass with tried and true techniques.

3. buttfucking a girl at exactly 2am on Christmas day.

1. alison? she's truly the ghost of christmas ass.
2. that kid really helped me hit that like a pro. he's like the ghost of christmas ass or something, with the shit he knew.
3. dude, i hit that at 2 am last christmas, it was the ghost of christmas ass!

by Dane and Lylan October 29, 2011

not the brightest bulb on the christmas tree

An analogy describing someone who is not quick-witted and gives the impression of being not very smart.

airhead dimwittedç

You are going to ask John to hook up your PS4? Good luck on that one, you do realize he's not the brightest bulb on the christmas tree.

by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015

Christmas Girl

The girls and boys you see walking around school that first day back from Christmas break who are wearing all of their new things they got for Christmas. Everything matches too well and is a little stiff from being straight out of the box.

I have to wear all of my old clothes so I don't look like a Christmas Girl the first day back from winter break.

OH NO! Look at Mike he's got a shady shirt on with a matching wristband, what a Christmas Girl!

by Laryn January 9, 2009

Christmas trees

Term used for marijuana after thanksgiving and before easter.

After I got my christmas trees, I rolled a Philly that could'a got the entire neighborhood high!

by DeeJay December 12, 2003

White Christmas

Partaking in the illegal use of narcotics which come in powder form and have a white color, usually cocaine or m-kat. When this act is performed on Christmas day then a white Christmas has been achieved

Last night was crazy we are having a white Christmas

by donuk December 22, 2013