Chris 

A person will ask you to play video games 24/7. A person will get annoyed of and want to punch him. He thinks he's better at everything but he isn't. He just that no life who thinks he better at everything. If you see him in real life, punch him. By Kevin

What an no life Chris.

Chris by KevinHI July 6, 2016

Chris 

Some sort of hairy man baby with webbed feet.

"Check out that dude Chris' feet!"

Chris by EnvyEuphoria October 16, 2017

chris 

A cocky son of a bitch. A dude that thinks they can get a lot of girls but cant. Is attracted to booty but cant get any. Thinks of himself as a big time shot baller. Cares way to much of apperence. Tryst to act cool and popular. But will soon realize he is a wanna be.

Sam: hey have you heard of the new kid Chris?

Victoria: we hasn't hes known as the reject.

chris by beyonce10 April 16, 2015

Chris 

An asswhole who does not give a fuck about anyone but themselves. He has a small cock. He can't get laid. Has an ego the size of this world. He does what ever it takes to get what he wants no matter who I hurts in the long run

He is such an ass..... He must be a chris

Chris by I am just me (a vampire) March 22, 2016

Chris 

A dickhead boss. Someone who thinks he's a lady killer but everyone thinks he's a nob. A twat who has a friend with benefits but disguises her as a 'bookkeeper'. A boss who puts everyone down and tells them he's bringing in the Agency staff because they aren't doing good enough even though they are doing fine. And a dickhead who calls his staff retards if they don't hand out meals at the right time.

A: My boss is such a twat, he called me a retard yesterday because I handed in 1 meal late.

B: Oh really? He must be acting like my old boss Chris.

C: He's a real twat.

Chris by MemerAsian June 17, 2016

Chris 

50% of them die every month.

Chris died today

Chris by 😂😜🔥 May 26, 2017

Chris 

A kid that will only be your friend if he dont go out with other people that live in places like Frinton or whatever

He ditched us again
Such a chris move

Chris by Rosey18 August 8, 2015