Cheffed

A word formed in Mason Gooding's stream that means getting cooked. AKA K.O'd

"Holy shit she just got cheffed by her ex friend!"

by zer! September 14, 2023

bald chef

Our hair-impaired boss who likes to keep an eye on our work.

The bald chef is watching us... AGAIN!

by Dennis Meinen January 14, 2008

expert chef

1 - v. To toss seemingly random foods together in order to sate powerful hunger. Results vary from delicious to disgusting.

2 - n. Someone who expert chefs on a notably regular basis.

3 - n. The song after which the above terms were named, produced by semi-renowned webcomic artist Drew Dee, released under the pseudonym CRUDBUMP.

1. Ever since I've been skipping dinner at a reasonable time, I've found myself expert cheffing an awful lot after commons closes. Did you know that chocolate nicely complements most cheeses?

2. This year I decided to skip paying for a meal plan and buy all my own groceries so I could eat healthier. Needless to say, I've become a bit of an expert chef.

3. "Make you a trail mix with full size Kit-Kats / Do it real quick, show me where the bowl is at / Add some peanuts and mix 'em with some raisins / Put some M&Ms in and top it with some Craisins / I'm the Expert Chef."
- CRUDBUMP, "Expert Chef"

by Heavy Lobster November 16, 2010

boner chief

When a man has a boner from a woman for some reason,he feels like he's a leader because he's the only one with a boner.

jack: hey juan, what happend with you and carol last night?

juan: it was great. i was the boner chief. haha.

by that guy 2468 December 2, 2010

little chefing

Little Chefing is the art of fisting ones anus whilst licking both nipples and humming the theme tune of Heston Blumenthals latest TV show.

And filming it

Hey did you watch Jamie's 30 minute meals last night?

No. I was Little Chefing myself in a service station outside Staines

by Idiot bollocks November 20, 2013

subconscious chiefing

Subconscious chiefing is when you are talking to a girl, although having no immediate intentions of trying to cop dome. Typically when one becomes unaware of their actions or feelings when chatting up babes, then the part of the mind which influences one's actions and feelings takes control and tries to hunt booty.

Guy 1: "I was just being nice to her, we're just friends."
Guy 2: "Nah dude, you were definitely subconscious chiefing."

by Chief Big Dick August 22, 2014

Magic Chef

An appliance that looks nice and is cheap, but has a 50/50 chance of dying, usually 3 to 7 days after the warranty expires. Typically a small refrigerator or microwave.

Dude 1: Whoa, a bluetooth keyboard for $20? Look at all the cool features!
Dude 2: Yeah, looks like a Magic Chef. Not sure it's worth the gamble.

by CheffinBob September 16, 2016