beer child

The bloadted round belly heavy beer drinkers get resembling a pregnancy , usually after about four pints into a session. Particularly a problem for alcoholic male to female transsexuals who want to pass as female without looking like they are with child.
Mary: "That lady looks heavily pregnant"
Rupert: "No, it's a tranny with a beer child"
by Loopydave September 01, 2018
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sparkle child

A child that suffers from ADHD and is easily distracted. This can continue into adult hood.
“I was heading over to a friends house to see… . Oh pretty lights….”
“Continue, sparkle child”
“Oh yeah, where was I?”
by Khan1969 November 02, 2021
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child leash

A piece of hated child-safety equipment that could have saved Harambe.
"Yeah, if they had just used a child leash Harambe would be alive"
by kifferen December 22, 2016
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convenient child

A child young enough to be deemed "cute" by your peers, who you take multiple photos and upload them to social media, particularly Instagram. They are a means of getting more 'likes' on your photos.
Friend: "You looked like you were having so much fun with your cousin last weekend."
Me: "Nah, he's just a convenient child"
by Slayer96 August 23, 2017
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Child exploitation

this is mostly seen in software development intership. They let people(sometimes childeren) work without any compensation.
Markel can you please make 10 webshops in the next 5 minutes, "no please I cant work so fast. This is Child exploitation"
by NietMarkel March 02, 2022
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Duff Child

When both of your parents were the DUFF (dumb ugly fat friend) bred to make you a duff child.
eww look at jimmys mom over there with her crocks and moterized cart.. now that I look at her I see why Jimmy is such a duff child
by false_profit February 16, 2015
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Child of Nature

When you feel like nature is your home and you are connected to it.
Children of Nature are like a little flower that is weak in a pot but in the forest it will become a huge and strong bush.
I prefer nature instead of city, I'm a child of Nature
by KNMiko November 06, 2017
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