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Charlie Bit My Finger 

Two wierd British kids that happened to be caught on film after baby Charlie experimented with cannibalism

One of the most-watched videos of all time on YouTube for some strange reason. It isn't very funny, but as it currently stands, it has racked up 213,161,477 views over the course of 3 years
"Charlie bit my finger! Ooooouch Charlie! Charlie bit me!"

Viewer: Hey kids, start biting each other and complaining about it in British accents! I want over 2/3 of the population of the United States to watch a video of it!
Charlie Bit My Finger by CBMFD July 26, 2010
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Charlie Chaplin 

One of the greatest old black and white movie stars that is still funny to whatch even though its er black and white. Charlie Chaplin was also the first man to make the first comedy of war. Also some of the movies you might of heard of was The great Dictator
Modern Times
The Gold Rush
Whoa I haven't seen a Charlie Chaplin movie in ages!
Charlie Chaplin by Charlie Chaplin October 29, 2005
The cutest couple around, usually the boy is taller then the girl and they are not awkward and have been through things together, she feels safe in his arms or even around him and he is so lucky to have her because she is hard to get but once there together there is no breaking up
Jeezzz there cute

Must be charlin
Charlin by Charlie mae July 1, 2019

Round Town Charlie Brown 

Where you helicopter your dick around an asshole that is currently shitting a thick turd.
When Oliver admitted that he had a fetish for doing the round town charlie brown, his partner was thoroughly grossed out.

You're a good man, Charlie Brown 

Something said to someone who does good and means well but always gets the crap end of things or the short end of the stick. Similar to "Bless your heart."
Guy 1: Hey, what happened to your arm?
Guy 2: I helped my uncle move a couch the other day. He let go, and I fell down the stairs.
Guy 1: Wow, that sucks, man.
Guy 2: Yeah, but I still picked it back up and carried it up the stairs.

Guy 1: You're a good man, Charlie Brown.

cum chalice

Yandere Dev's personal, cum filled chalice. Mostly used to celebrate the piracy of games.
Person 1 "Hey I just found Yandere Dev's chalice"

Person 2 "Dude you have to return the sacred cum chalice"
cum chalice by Hardcorecrystalmeth February 11, 2020

Carlinism 

Refers to George Carlin, a comedian from 1960s-2000s. Carlin was prolific in his (usually profane) observations and ridicule of societal norms.
A typical Carlinism: "My friend is undergoing extensive cuntification with his latest girlfriend."
Carlinism by macdude72 March 10, 2009