Dallas Caron

A person who breaks into vending machines to grab two items when they're intoxicated.

"Hey how'd you get the candy bar, we used the last of our money on this beer..."
*points to a broken vending machine*
"Really Dallas Caron?"

by Juniors_BabyGirl February 28, 2019

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by koplS😝 June 25, 2021

Canon

A newer whiny phrase often used by pissy fanboys to indirectly infer that a certain storyline in a set continuity arrogantly does not exist, regardless if at all.

"I do not like that video game, Sonic Battle. Therefore, since 'I' do not like it, it is not 'canon' in the series' story! I have created a new trend! Now no one will play it anymore because IT'S NOT CANON!!" -BadCase#44755890002

by You know I'm right but won't admit it. April 26, 2005

Canton

quite possibly the most evil place on the planet. a dump who's inhabitants, despite their greasy mullets and blubbery flab deem themselves "rich" for some odd reason, possibly because of all the supersized walmarts, lama farms and strip clubs(seeing as that's all there is in this lovely shit hole), which in their uncultured minds means that they can act like snobby bitches. here, you are one of four people..you are living in the canton ghetto, you are white trash living in a shack,you are a white bitch with money who's dream is to drive your brand new mercedes around the streets of hickville; wow, you've really made it..or you are amish. (and yes, one of the women from amish in the city is working at the canton local mall). to all you cantonites, i know you think that this is heaven on earth but if you ever do leave this state, i would suggest wearing a bullet proof vest to avoid being shot.

i was driving on the canton highway the other day and an amish woman on her horse and buggy totalled my car.

by enlightened December 2, 2004

Caponi

A very small pee pee.

Zach: Damn bro i feel like shit, I have a dicky do.

Edwin: Atleast you dont have a caponi like me :'(

by Webster's Dictionary of Slang March 27, 2009

Catanai

A name for those of extremities. To make others happy, but in return be left with sadness in the end. To be plauged by memories of regret. A character from The Nightingale's Willow© that experiences death and rebirth through a subconsious state of mind.

Jane has anxiety problems with being around big goups of people, but at the same time those people tell her not to be alone. You might as well name her "Catanai."

by Lizzie Lane April 30, 2004

Caponed

Getting Totally F'd over in a Fantasy Football Trade.

"Did you see how hard Joe got Caponed this week? So hard if he ever goes to prison, he'll never find a boyfriend."

by King Colock October 12, 2011