When someone puts carrots up their butt and the heat from their butt hole steams the carrots. Then they poop it on their partner. Similar to a Cleveland steamer.
by Bubble guts 13 January 28, 2022

by Stupidly Sophisticated November 28, 2013

Vladas is a name which means "gay" in URDU and PUNJABI.
Vladas Carrot is a Lithuanian child pornography poster, and professional on it, who is fat and has no pubes at 13, wanking in call, also in which he keeps kids in his basements until he gets a ransom, and he cannot even fit through his own shirt, with a visible credit card slider on his belly rolls.
Vladas Carrot is a Lithuanian child pornography poster, and professional on it, who is fat and has no pubes at 13, wanking in call, also in which he keeps kids in his basements until he gets a ransom, and he cannot even fit through his own shirt, with a visible credit card slider on his belly rolls.
Oh look, a Vladas Kaupas! What a gross thing!
Armandas is so much better, he is not a Vladas Carrot (Kaupas)!
Armandas is so much better, he is not a Vladas Carrot (Kaupas)!
by KaKrKmKaKmKaKnKdKaKs July 24, 2023

A white person who appears to be a good and friendly sweet person, but is really just as mean and racist as Donald Trump, making them orange on the inside. They are very hard to spot and sly people.
"You know, I really thought he was a cool person, but after making that racist comment, he is a carrot dipped in ranch."
"That carrot dipped in ranch needs to stop running his mouth and being so racist!"
"That carrot dipped in ranch needs to stop running his mouth and being so racist!"
by dfhnk June 8, 2017

When a large black man, most commonly Shaquille O'neal, attempts to stick his left foot in the vigina of a virgin japanese woman who had orange fanta moments before the sexual act. He then gags the woman, who then vomits on his penis. He then sticks his penis (with orange vomit on it) in the vigina. Once he has sucsessfully penetrated the vigina with orange vomit he has finished the act of "Carrot Banging".
by Gebhart25 May 23, 2014

When a man spreads carrot flavored icing on another persons chest then gets a massive erection and carves the outline of texas into the icing with the tip of his erect penis
by erak January 12, 2009

by DiamondDave75 February 8, 2015
