carrot head

noun.

A person who is an apprentice or victim of a potential cannibal.

The cannibal asked carrot head if she has every eaten fryed brains with terriki sauce.

by Clorice November 4, 2007

What's invisible and smells like carrots?

A joke. The answer is "rabbit farts"

Remember, you're supposed to publish jokes. This is not an inside joke.

Suzy: I have a joke. What's invisible and smells like carrots?
Lulu: I don't know. What's the answer?
Suzy: Rabbit farts.
Both: Hahhahahahahah.

by Arfie McGoogleheimer February 28, 2010

carrots

girls who play golf and like to carve pumpkins.

Yo, dem carrots be madddd annoying in dem pumpkin stained golf outfits.

by hermana menor June 11, 2006

Feeling the carrot

Being in the moment. Feeling the vibe

On Union Square, NYC there is a salesman who is promoting carrot peelers. At the beginning of every demonstration he's habitually saying that the first step is to feel the carrot.

-Dude, start paying attention. It's gonna be on the final
-I know, I'm just not feeling the carrot today

by Rudens October 7, 2008

Carboot Sale

Modern form of torture - where one is left in a cold field surrounded by lunatics for a period of time that seems to last for as long as time itself.

Kid does something bad

Parent: right! that's it, we're going to a carboot sale to get rid of your junk.

Jumble sale junk torture booty

by J-J-J-7-7-7 August 14, 2011

Carrot Nose

The point at which a male becomes spontaneously erect.

Dude, that chick was so hot, I just grew a carrot nose.

by Osoi May 27, 2013

carrot topper

another name for a red-knob (red head)

haha ! look there's a carrot topper !

by hamghetti... September 29, 2006