cardio bunny

Those people(usually women) that you see in the gym every single day whose entire workout revolves around cardio exercise. You'll pretty much never see them in the free weights section or even on the nautilus machines. Their whole workout can be summed up as either a lengthy period of time on some cardio machine(like an elliptical) or they take some group cardio class. They get all sweaty and really think they're killing it in the gym, but as time goes on, you notice that their bodies look no different because they plateaued ages ago.

That girl hits the gym almost everyday and she's thin and flabby at the same time. Must be a cardio bunny.

by Nightowl358 November 14, 2015

Cardiac Kid

Someone who always comes up clutch when needed, you can't keep them down because they always fight their way back, contender, showstopper

Donaldson hit a 3 run homer in the bottom of the 9th yesterday, you can't stop him he's the Cardiac Kid

by RightFielder September 30, 2015

Cardinal

A Person who looks good at a distance but once you get close. Uh oh!

That guy was a total cardinal thought he was cute last night at the bar but saw him today in the sun . . . Damn!

by Burningbush August 15, 2017

Morning Cardio

Morning sex so vigorous and intense that it’s equal to a heart racing, pulse pumping cardio workout.

Did you hit the gym this morning braaaaahhhh? No broooooohhh got in some morning cardio before I left the house.

by Eaton Holgoode October 25, 2018

Caddisy

Caddisy gets hurt a lot and scrapes her hand

Caddisy is soooo coolll she scraped her handdd

by thatonethot:) October 17, 2019

CAMdirections

giving someone bad directional advice

oh my your such a CAMdirections

ok Mr CAMdirections

wow man those CAMdirections were so not helpful

thanks for the CAMdirections buddy

by the expozer May 23, 2020

Caddis

Commonly known in the Bible as jesus’ grandad. He is an almighty being who ages faster than ur mum. Father of all gods and has grayer hair than ur grandma. Disguises himself as a player for Swindon town fc and pretends to be shit so no one is suspicious of him being a god. Breathes fire and farts lighting.

Omg I am inspired by caddis and his monster schlong

by If u read this u mad sus May 2, 2021