Laughing Camel

A queef that comes at the same time as a girls climax.

Watch out I heard that girl has had a Laughing Camel once or twice, it might be weird but I kinda like it.

by Recommended7 February 19, 2011

camel spitt

fucking a girl either in the ass or pussy in doggy style and just before you you feel u are going to cum you pull out and spit on her back she thinks you finished then you shoot it in her face

you've just been camel spitted on girl

by grimmy April 29, 2004

Camel-Toe Print

The mark left behind after being vag bagged.

Mark woke-up with a camel-toe print on his forehead and realized that he must've drank wayyyyyy too much last night after he seen the polaroids of him getting vag bagged while he was passed out.

by SunnyD81 September 9, 2006

shit-camel

Usually a lazy retard so slow that growing grass outpaces them.

The manager at McDonalds is usually a shit-camel!

by Lord Meatclown August 12, 2004

flying camel

(шаромыжник по русски): offensive synonym for

a) charlatan
b) a con man (not a convict, but a conniving man)

c ) a building repair contractor who takes either the full sum or a down-payment and then does substandard work
d) a person who takes your and doesn't deliver the goods/services promised

the worst possible type of flying camel you can find in Quebec's conscruption industry is the building contractor

by Sexydimma November 22, 2013

camelbro

A condition caused when the crotch of a man's pants is worn too high and his balls are parted like a woman's labia. Male cameltoe.

His pants were pulled up so high, he was sporting a camelbro.

by Sassyguava May 29, 2007

shoeless camel

a sexual act, not unlike the infamous "bangladesh bomber" or the "funnel cake" or the "potato salad" or the "algerian omelet", named for the appearance of the lady after the dirty deed.

so youre doing this girl so hard, and you surgically remove her feet and re-attach them to her back.

"Dude, you see that chick!?!? I can tell what she was up to last night; can someone say 'shoeless camel'?"

by lm ap calculus bc 2006 nate September 23, 2006