Canadian Log Jammer

When one party deficates onto another partie's anus,(while being held open) then proceeds to have anal sex with that party.

Man my ass is sore....I knew i shouldn't of had a canadian log jammer.

by Victor April 29, 2004

Canadian Lumberjack

When you 69 with a girl standing up and you drop her on her head.

My girlfriend killed me when i Canadian Lumberjacked her.

by Deeteezy January 19, 2010

canadian redbull orange fist

Drink 5-10 redbulls then grab your partner by the ankles hold her upside down while stabing her bellybutton with your penis

Then you get another person who is canadian to throw orange juice at you and your partner while you fist your partner (mind you, you have to be really strong to perform this)

Hey man I totally canadian redbull orange fisted that girl last night!!!

by NigguhMuffin007 September 7, 2010

hairy canadian

In sexual intercourse, the hairy Canadian is the act of pouring maple syrup into a woman's vagina before the act of oral sex.

"Before you perform a hairy Canadian, make sure that the syrup is well-heated, eh."

by Garfunkly April 9, 2008

canadian hairdresser

a sexual move, where you fuck a girl at a bowling alley, while shoving her head in the ball return

'yea i gave her the canadian hairdresser'
'did she like it?'
'she died'

by matticah February 3, 2008

canadian ballet

A strip club. Used in the United States indicating that Canada is lacking any high-culture but has an over abundance of strip joints

Me and the boys are gonna hit up the Canadain Ballet, you in?

by Steve September 15, 2004

Canadian Butter Churn

Used to describe a sex act that some people find very disturbing.

Both the man and the woman start out naked. The woman allows the man to put ~1 pint of whipping cream into her anus. The man then wraps a doritos bag around his penis and uses it as a condom.

The man then proceeds to fuck the woman anally while wearing the doritos bag condom as protection. This continues until the whipping cream has been churned into butter.

The butter can then be put on toast or used in another sexual act.

Joe didn't need lube. He and Sara did a canadian butter churn and the butter was enough to keep 'em from chafing.

They used the rest of the butter on their toast.

by BigAgitator August 1, 2008