camel-flauge

The art of a female "freeballing" while wearing army style pants.

Timmy: Hey J, did I tell ya that your ex ol' lady
came into work the other morning late as fuck, rockn a pair of camouflage pajama bottoms, tweaked outta her got down melon?

Jason: Ha!...She did?...wtf am I saying of course the dumb bitch did...you know she from district 72 smoking that chicken bone all night.. couldn't stop to be at work on time. I'd been surprised if the whore had put on any panties bro.

Timmy: Dude, I don't think she did J, we all were staring hard too, still couldn't see that monster clam you always bitching she sports.

Jason: Well duh Timbo, you will see no show of toe when she wearing her "camel-flauge"...you know her pussy was especially beat up that night, Mmmm Ima caller

by Scott County Slummer January 6, 2014

The Camel punch

When your fat sister's boyfriend eats her pussy and right as she is about to climax she grabs her fupa and beats him in the head with her front butt

come eat me out and I will give you a the camel punch

by Misspunx December 23, 2017

camel dong

when a dude has his pants pulled up or wearing tight pants and you see the dick print

freddy's pants were so high you could see hit camel dong.

by tbaker031685 March 23, 2010

camel-backer

A person who is like the skin on the back of a camel. Frequently has fleas and bad dandruff.

Jack is such a camel-backer. He never even takes a shower!

by amoami November 4, 2010

camel salad

The locks of shit caked dingleberries that swing from a camels anus

That camel salad looks like it needs a good cleaning

by Ninjacumboomer November 13, 2013

Hole camels

Extra large external hemmoroid or prolapse, often pinching blood flow or feeling to the lower extremities.

I barely sit! Please rub this ointment on my Hole Camels.

by CharlieManuel November 1, 2013

camel kick

An alternate definition for donkey punch. Common in the US Mid-Atlantic region, although derided by "donkey punch" purists who need to consult H.L. Mencken's works on the development of American English.

"I had to file for disability benefits," Mabel said, "after Ned delivered a particularly powerful camel kick one night atop a sawhorse."

by Ned September 30, 2004