calvino

Calvino is a God he is very funny and he is very smart he doesnt take shit from no won he's shy when he meets new people he is great with the ladies

Omg I just met this guy Calvin but everyone calls him calvino he must be a god

by Vaper god May 15, 2018

calminous

serene yet subtly foreboding

The weather was calminous: sunny and mild but with a dark thunderhead looming on the horizon.

by J. McCrackan August 30, 2008

Carving Uterus

The act of having sexual intercourse.

Having Sex

Hard core screwing

Hey man, I can't come over today, I'm busy carving uterus.

Hey baby, I'd like to carve your uterus like a pumpkin!

by bearsfan12 March 12, 2011

Calling the Butler

A euphemism meaning to have sex with someone who is in a subservient role; to use someone as your sex slave; to have someone who can be called at any time for ones own gratification.

She was feeling very sexually frustrated, she'd evening considered calling the butler!

by JBach07 May 13, 2016

Calling off Doug

When you aren't sick or have any emergency, but you still don't want to go to work.

I feel fine today. But I'm calling off Doug to work anyway

by mesatron July 2, 2016

Cavin Zane-Himanshu

Handsome at birth! he's gods precious gift the moon.

"Cavin Zane-Himanshu" my world

by Candlicious May 8, 2018

calling pipe

to boastfully predict future laying of pipe (sexual intercourse) with a specific person

ex. Alex called pipe (past tense calling pipe) on Nikki and failed and therefore had to sleep in the garage

by callingpipe69 May 28, 2018