callin’offscopy

A totally valid reason for not coming to work. Meant to resemble a colonoscopy.

Wes “couldn’t” make it in today. He has an emergency callin’offscopy scheduled.

by Zealotte April 20, 2024

Calien

A cat that is an alien

" I went to mars and seen a rare species called Calien

by Calien awakener December 19, 2024

Callen

Incredibly high priest of the d*m*t butterfly of love penguin penis foundation

Man callens really smashing it huh?

by Pennip January 20, 2025

Callie Morgan

A person with the name Callie Morgan they are sweet, smart, kind, cute, and a little shy when you meet them the after you get to know them they will be your best friend keep them close to you

Callie is so sweet.
Have you meet the new girl Callie Morgan she is so smart.

by Callie Morgan February 22, 2025

Calling the beagle

at some point in the past, Andrew Secunda, celebrity co-host of Star Trek: the next conversation podcast, went to a dog show with an ex-girlfriend. At the beginning of the show, he said that the beagle was going to win and ultimately he was right.

This story has been told time and time again with no recollection of ever having being told in the past. Because of this, the phrase “calling the beagle“ has been used to reference stories which are told multiple times by a person without any recollection of the story ever being told before.

“and then I said…”

“Yeah I know what you said. You’re calling the beagle.”

by BillMcGov March 7, 2025

Callie

Bottom
A False Switch

Lies About not being one

Callie: I'm not a bottom, my partner is a bottom I'm a switch.

by CallieBottom May 11, 2025

Callignial

Callignial (Cah-lig-nee-ull) means to be very good at making words by putting together gibberish and other phrases that may come from diverse languages.

Timmy is very Callignial, he made me laugh today after making the funniest word.

by Joseph Porkinsins September 9, 2025