muff is cabbage

1. A term used to describe the unhealthiness of one's (woman's) vagina.
2.) A nasty cabbage looking twat.

Eg. "Bro I went to go down on that girl at the party last night and realized she had a beat pussy!"
"Haha man her muff is cabbage!!"

by meefpeople March 24, 2014

Shredded' her Cabbage

Used as a connotation towards having sex with someone but in reality you did nothing.

"After the bar, I took Amanda home and Shredded' her Cabbage."

by Even Prime December 1, 2015

God’s cabbage

An underused term for marijuana that was founded by old people

My grandma used to be a strong user of god’s cabbage back in the day

by 🅱️aron June 18, 2018

You look like a cabbage

A brilliant insult by Kim Taehyung. It makes no sense whatever and can lead someone to severe depression.

"You look like a cabbage, Martha."

by 🅱️🏳️‍🌈😩 November 4, 2019

Ryan - Muff Cabbage

A man boy with an assault charge who threatens young women. Once cried outside of a girls car because she wouldn't go home with him. Use this name as a derogatory term.

I would hate to be called a Ryan - Muff Cabbage.

by idkidc12345 July 10, 2022

cabbage

A way to say money made famous by a Comcast commercial.

Save some cabbage by ordering Comcast today!

by Kaitlynfosho February 1, 2007

Muff Cabbage

A term from the latest south park episode, "It's a Jersey Thing". It basically means vagina. Pussy.

But, don't expect it to make sense. It's... it's a jersey thing.

Her muff cabbage smells like rotting fish...

by CosmicEggplant October 18, 2010