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I don´t have a crystal ball

Snarky remark you make when feeling between a rock and a hard place, because you are demanded to take a decision you are powerless, incapable, or unwilling to take.
Headline: "I don´t have a crystal ball", President Obama said when asked about a five-year Afghanistan exit strategy.
by rperazag July 1, 2010
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Ok so this is a stick one still bc there are some neeky yutes in this skl called Bilal. Like bro when someome takes your money your worried about losing the wrong pounds. Lose some weight
by Harris Academy Palace Yr 8 December 9, 2020
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Crystaler

Yo, that girl is sparkly, she's Crystaler than the last one.
by Crystaler September 28, 2009
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Crystal V

An extreme 2x4. Biggest bitch you'll ever meet. Probably not someone who you can rely on. She's a stuck up bitch who would most likely refer to herself as queen, when in reailty, she's a slutty ass ugly bitch who cant stay off her knees and has nothing better to do with her life except annoy the hell out of other people
Wow, that bitch is a Crystal V. Throw eggs at her!
by Smashed eggs October 18, 2008
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crystal hefner

by crystalheffans January 11, 2014
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lose the crystal ball

An expression as, "forget the past" or "being too skeptical"
Shut up and lose the crystal ball already!!!
by JKk070708 June 10, 2014
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crystal-dildo

Girl with emotional problems caused by masturbation after-effects
She is such a crystal-dildo
by Steinthefool May 23, 2014
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