Mixing the Creamer

A boy masturbating as used in Awkward. Season 3, episode 5.

Jenna: "Why is Matty always in the bathroom?!"
Kevin: "Boys have needs! Ya know, mixing the creamer."

by thenewcanaanlife June 2, 2014

cement sausage

An extremely hard erection, capable of being used as a catapult for cashews, Dane Cook style. May also be used to perform cock push-ups or as the third leg in a tripod stance.

While watching Jessica Alba in a bathing suit in Into the Blue, I used my cement sausage to catapult cashews through the air into my food hole.

by Karl L August 25, 2006

Cramered

The equivlent to being f'd up.

" Man, that guy just cramered you!"

by J J mac October 13, 2009

cements

Noun referring to a pair of footwear inspired by the GOAT himself. Cement refers to the cement inspired color and appearance of parts of the particular shoe. Can be 3's, 4's , 5's etc.

"Fuck I just spilled Tussionex all over my cements."
"Oh dam pour me up some yellow g"

by ravage md September 7, 2017

Brown Clementine

When a women's vaginal entrance has become over used and dried up. The vagina begins to hang outside, turn a brownish colour and dry up, looking like an old shrivelled up clementine.

"Holy shit, look at the brown clementine on that bitch"

"That cunt is used and abused. It looks like a fucking brown clementine"

"Jesus, those meat curtains look like a brown clementine"

by brownclementine May 3, 2013

Creamed corn

The result of a sexual act where the man ejaculates inside the anal cavity of another individual who has recently consumed large amounts of corn. Some undigested corn will mix with the semen and thus stick to the man's penis when extracted, creating creamed corn.

Mark: "Dude, I did Melissa in the stink yesterday, but ended up with creamed corn"

John: "Nice! Did she eat it afterwards?"

by Flaskekopp June 29, 2011

Cement Guy

Cement Guy is someone who posts fake images and tells tons of lies on their web page. You will notice Cement Guy is NEVER in the pics he posts. Also known to use many question marks at the end of non-question sentences, Cement Guy has terrible grammer. Cement Guy tells a lot of lies.

WOW! Did you see the pics of the Harley Rob posted on his page? It's not even the same bike in each pic. What a f__king Cement Guy.

by Rob Edens August 23, 2007