Crap-O-Rama 

When something is extremely boring.

This party is an all night Crap-O-Rama.

Crap-O-Rama by Terence Carter June 17, 2008

Crap-alanche 

When a large pile of your stuff or rather crap falls over like an avalanche, potentially smoothering small children and animals.

John went to get something from the garage and suddenly some items shifted and a crap-alanche covered him.

Crap-alanche by Fieldofdandelion February 3, 2010

crap cart 

A cheap, brightly colored and patterned baby stroller used by the leathery, methamphetamine-aged, toothless, wrinkled, flat-assed and huge-breasted female human in Oildale, a hideous neighborhood of bakersfield, ca.

Often full of beer cans, trash, unwanted children or other tweeker goods. Used in lieu of the shopping carts that her male counterpart uses.

theres a nappy baby and a 12 pack of Naty Ice in that stroller being pushed by a toothless, huge-breasted, beastly woman with oily blond hair! That must be her crap cart!

crap cart by rab1989 May 6, 2010

Crap Diggin' 

A method that one does to 'help' their own feces out of their ass. A person who has learned to remove unwanted waste from their intestines with a gloved or ungloved finger. A person, often old and smelly, who enjoys rootin' around in their rectum.

The old hag was tired of waiting for her bowels to move so she threw herself into crap diggin' mode and removed it.

I thought she was in her room reading but to my horror she was indeed crap diggin' again.

She turned the pages of her bible with her crap diggin' hands.

Crap Diggin' by Sass sha J May 25, 2010

crap step turd

patrick reckner

you look like crap step turd

crap step turd by Raihan Habib July 1, 2011

Crap on a catapult 

A vulgar phrase a person says when they are angry or frustrated.

Crap on a catapult! They ruined my campaign signs!
Damn Shit Damn it God damn it Fuck Crap Dammit For fuck's sake ffs For fuck's sake

Crap on a catapult by 024 don't blaze it April 5, 2016

Crap attack 

When you start having a heart attack when you have to take a crap from smoking

My grandma just had a crap attack

Crap attack by Written words July 6, 2016