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Connery Slap

When a definitive action is taken that definitively solves a problem or mutes all criticism. Based on how Sean Connery would slap people in the movies.
" Dude Steve Jobs was taking a lot of flak over not allowing Flash on the iPhone, then he wrote a memo where he totally just Connery Slapped his critics"

" The head of product development was yelling at me why the prototype wasn't ready, I told him it was because he didn't respond to the email I sent him last night where I told him I needed some hardware. He admitted it was his fault. I Connery slapped him"

"Dude we had no tool to check how many users we had, so I stayed up last night and wrote one. I Connery Slapped that problem"
by KLTT November 9, 2013
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connerthecrusader

A crapy tiktoker that makes sucky videos and hates women
Dude 1: I like tiktok

Dude 2: Dont be like ConnerTheCrusader his contents bad
by chargeoverprice69 May 2, 2020
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yeah he copies my favorite tiktoker PeePeeBurger
by chargeoverprice69 May 2, 2020
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Congerbating

To masturbate while fantasizing about someone so intently, that you start to believe you actually had sex with that person.
Congerbater: Hey you know that Jessica chick? man I nailed her hard.

Friend A: No, I know for a fact that you did not. You were Congerbating again weren't you?
by Kamisama-x November 6, 2009
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concert picnic

(verb) A practice where people sit outside of an outdoor concert so they can listen gratis to the performance. This may be done because they do not want to pay, the show is sold out, or it involves less engagement from them.
A: Did you guys go to the Jay-Z concert?
B: Yeah, but we just concert picnicked because we are cheap.
by Trubol June 8, 2011
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Conference chill

A laid-back conference call, so called because you spend most of it chilling.

Optimally the majority of the teleconference goes by with the phone muted, listening on speakerphone or headset while you lean back and sip whiskey.
"Yo dog, what's the pin for today's conference chill?"

"I didn't have anything going on Thursday afternoon, so I dialed into the conference chill and leaned back for a bit"
by zchilled January 18, 2012
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Concert Stacking

When you go to more than one concert in a 7 day period.
Dude, I'm Concert Stacking Depeche Mode and Spiritualized in September. Best week ever.
by shivonna June 7, 2013
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