cock burger

-noun
pronunciation:'cac-bhurr-grrr
1.Slang,Vulgar. Name for a person who is undesirable company at a poker game or in life.
2.Slang, Vulgar.An act or instance of fellatio.

1. "I don't want to play poker at Carlo's house if that cock burger is going to be there!"

2. Q-"Why are Joel and Lawrence late again?" A-"They stopped for a couple of cock burgers on the way, just deal the cards."

by Tddot December 29, 2006

Edward James Olive-most Burger

As seen on Bob's Burgers: a burger with olives!

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Edward James Olive-most Burger, it comes with olives!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018

Burger King

A fast food restaurant which is better than McDonald's and you can have it your way.

Person 1: Let go eat at Mcdonalds

Person 2: No way! Let's eat at burger king we can have it are way.

by Mimi W. March 2, 2011

Burger King

Where the half-witted post teenage pregnancy "managers" tell everyone what to do, because their lives revolve around 2 minutes.

I need a whopper cheese for the window right away!!!111, I'm a "cook" and I see shit all from hurrying so I'm gonna cook even slower.

by whopper boy December 10, 2004

ass burgers

False self-diagnosis of High-functioning Autism (asperger's syndrome), mostly used by internet-addicted dorks with no social skills as an excuse for the complete failure of everything they attempt in real life.

"That Kevin guy said he doesn't have a girlfriend because of his mental problem restricting his social life"

"Nah, the guy's just got ass burgers, the real reason girls won't touch him is because he never bathes and spends all his free time in his mom's basement playing World of Warcraft."

by harblmonster January 11, 2009

Crush burger

Forcing sex on a man smaller than yourself.

Being the largest inmate Ben had his pick of the prisoners when he wanted to crush burger.

by azz044 February 8, 2010

German McNasty Burger

after having sex the partners take a shit onto a bun and eat the shit sandwich then afterwards both puke into different cups and drink out of the cups and scream "Remeber the Alamo!"

Me and my girl tryed the German McNasty Burger last night n it turned me on!

by Mike Ockinyou June 16, 2011