Bumping Depends

1. Retirement home romance, whether or not sex is involved

2. Two or more elderly people having sex

Note: the term may be used within the gay community to refer to people above the age of 35

Ethel just moved to the third floor of Shady Acres last week, but she's already bumping depends with Giuseppe in 304. I know because he offered her his tapioca today.

OR

I spent the weekend at the lake house with my family. I was having a blast until I walked in on my grandparents bumping depends.

OR

Andrew just turned 35 yesterday. I guess that means that he and Bradley are officially bumping depends now.

by Alecsandyr September 2, 2013

Monkey-bump

Open-faced high five to the forehead when someone is being a bonehead or stubborn.

I monkey-bumped Jake because he wouldn’t let me help him.

by dancingqueen5678 December 8, 2022

bumping this gem

finding a post worthy of praise. finding a hidden gem and giving it a support. appropriated by soiteen culture from /qa/ and sharty used to bump a quality posts.

-this is so NAS, cobblestone albeit
-cobson is a gem though, bumping this gem fr

by soi connoisseur wunder August 11, 2023

Mario bump

If you have a very low tolerance for cocaine and want the smallest amount possible, but that will still get you high, just ask for a Mario bump, Or if your already really coked out and just need one more small hit.

Yo I don’t really do coke that much, can I just get a Mario bump?

I’m so high right now, don’t give a me a big line I’ll just take a Mario bump.

by cambodia January 17, 2021

Bumping fronts

Having sexual intercourse, regularly.

Yeah they were acting weird, maybe they're bumping fronts?

by DerekHunt March 19, 2022

Feta-Bump

A word created as a way to describe the process of snorting a thick clump of fermented cum typically laced with fetynal.

Anna had a rough night after George gave her a feta-bump.

by trollinghannah March 25, 2022

Rylie Bump

Rylie is a truly wonderful individual. She is caring, friendly, outgoing, and will remember every little detail about you. She will make time to spend it with you no matter what she is doing. She may keep a tight lock on her personal life for a while, but eventually she'll open up once you get to know her. No matter your faults, she will accept and appreciate you regardless. My only mistake was loving her too much. God, how I miss her...

Person 1: "Oh my god, did you see that girl who brought an easy bake oven to school as a backpack?"
Person 2: "Yup, that was Rylie Bump. She's just cool like that"

by blondiekicker215 November 24, 2021