Bryan

A person who doesn’t believe in anything , including dinosaurs , science and doesn’t think that women should have equal rights

Jason: I kinda don’t want Hillary to be be president

Kimberly :Ugh you’re such a bryan

by Jakkeeed October 8, 2018

do it bryan

"Fuck you Biden"

"I can't believe I have to pay taxes.." "Do it Bryan!"

by mspizza November 4, 2021

Steamy Bryan

When you perform a Steamy Richard (Where you take a solid shit in a sock, microwave til steam comes out of the pores, slap a friend with it) then assfuck the friend and clean off your dick in their mouth or cunt.

I was just sitting there and he performed a steamy Bryan on me. Ruined my night.

by ToiletBryanThoughts November 23, 2021

Bryan

Bryan is a guy who is athletic and is short and likes to flex

Hey have u every seen a Bryan?

Yea he’s short.

by Hannahkat November 7, 2020

Bryan

He is so blind he doesn’t see what he needs is right infront of him. He misses hints thrown at him so you can say it directly , he has met the love of his life already he is just focused on games not realizing.

“Wow did you see bryan and his ex??! He’s got a good one!”

by 4ktayl June 18, 2023

bryan

bryan’s one of the worst people you can meet. He’ll treat you like he loves you one day but if you ever do something wrong , just one time, he will cut you off instantly. He will always stay on your mind , it’ll be hard to forget him. That’s why he’s such a bad person

“That’s the bryan who fucked her over”

by aylie March 26, 2022

Bryan Balldacious

A ball busting legend who takes blows to the testicles. This man fears nothing and his balls can answer first hand. He is a true professional, this man can take multiple blows and even needles to the BALLS! He has been seen to be “ball boxed”, kneed, kicked, slapped, punched, squished, squeezed, sounded, injected, skewered, and weighted! This man’s real name is Juan!

Juan is Bryan!

Bryan: Please destroy my balls I’m the infamous Bryan Balldacious!

Ballbuster: I’m going to bust your balls real good, but before, what’s your real name?

Bryan: Juan, Juan the ballbustee!

by CMBD_MD February 27, 2025