Uncle Bruce

That one uncle that tells offensive, dark, or just racist jokes to his brother's or sister's kids, usually jokes he doesn't tell his own kids.

Dad: "Where did you hear that from?"
Son: "Uncle Bruce told me that joke."
Dad: "Don't talk to your Uncle Bruce anymore!"

by TheDeadYeti November 26, 2023

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Jacob Shiela Bruce

Jacob is an antisocial fossil. His hands look about 5 million years old and his hair is made up from 50 shades of ginger. He is dating Phoebe Bruce and has a huge crush on kevin Hart

Is that the gay kid? Yeah its Jacob Shiela Bruce

by GingerGaycob69 December 19, 2022

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X-Bruce-Lee

Autistic. Really autistic.

Someone: Have you seen X-Bruce-Lee
XBL: (autistic noises)

by Yes Yes No but Ok December 29, 2022

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An American actor who specialized in corny, unbelievably stupid films, in which he spent most of his time spouting the most ridiculous snappy one-line comments that anyone over the age of seven would be embarrassed by

Any film with Bruce Willis in it can be automatically assumed to be juvenile and super-gay.

by Hopsterthedopster July 2, 2023

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Bruce

A Masculine man, who is Rich, & Quits all His Bad habits & laziness. His parents always argued for him to change but now he has finally become a new person & his parents & family on love him.

Bruce Quits all Bad addictions & Habits

by Unknown8244 August 9, 2023

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