rip off bruce lee

its when mixed Asains who have american names act tough to impress a girl or their homies but they look like a dollar store version of bruce lee

my friend started cursing me out in chinese and american so I had to expose his rip off bruce lee lookin ass

by 我会踢你的屁股 February 2, 2020

Bruced

When you get ditched by a friend and then they accuse you of it being your fault

Jane got Bruced when they went tot the Yankee game and he abandoned her in NYC with no way home. When she called him he said it was her fault that she didn’t meet him at the right place and that he was upset.

by Chicksonstickz August 30, 2024

Virginia Apgar + Victor Varnado + Bruce Willis (A Mathematical Song))

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses?

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Virginia Apgar + Victor Varnado + Bruce Willis (A Mathematical Song))

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

The Bruce

To loudly point and proclaim that object does not live there, while speaking in a voice similar to Mr.Mackey, finished a slow mmm'kay.

"Hey", as the pointed at the box, "that does not live there, mmm'kay."

"I wish he wouldn't do the bruce to us, its getting annoying."

by Brucestopher August 8, 2024

Bruce Willised

To break a man so he cries over everything.
eg: Bruce Willis’ character in friends

That guy has Bruce Willised, he would even cry over spilt milk.

by Bastual March 15, 2024

Bruce

Bruce is a goose. Bruce has a brother Gary. They are both Geese. I love my Geese!!! They are the best!! Honk honk!!

I love my pet goose Bruce

by ancdefghijklmnop December 30, 2024

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025