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Union Bridge 

Union Bridge is one of the most boring places on the planet Earth. Younger locals call it "the bridge" because no matter how you want to get out of town, you have to cross a bridge. Union Bridge is a one stoplight town in Carroll County, MD (which almost says enough). Union Bridge has two liquor stores, a gun cellar and three churches. Though there is a main street revitilization comittee that is trying to make the town look prettier, the Lehigh Cement factory has made it impossible for the town to ever look good again. Lehigh's couple hundred foot tower right in town can be seen at night from the top of ski liberty mountain resort which is about 20 something miles away. Also, no matter what basement you are in in Union Bridge, you can feel vibrations from the blasts at the quarry. Cement dust from Lehigh gathers on cars and can ony be washed off with vinegar. There are numerous drug busts, but that's about all the crime that happens. Parties never happen unless its with underage kids and cops. If its Winter, kids can sled down one of the many corn fields. In the summer, if you don't have a car or your parents aren't willing to drive you, you're screwed cause there aren't any pools or theme parks nearby.
Imagine your heart has been stabbed 87,000 times by a car key. That's what summers are like in Union Bridge if you don't have any friends.
Union Bridge by elevendaysaweek December 6, 2006
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london bridge 

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Hi i am Fergie london bridge, my new song, sucks chode.
london bridge by extralivesx99 September 1, 2006

boobie bridge 

The lines formed by the stetched material that connect a (usually nice) pair of boobs when a woman goes braless.
I watched "Friends" only to check if Jennifer Anniston was sporting a boobie bridge for that episode.

two-man bridge 

Jamaican slang for a woman who's notorious for often engaging in threesomes with two men.
Ya mon, her be one of dem two-man bridge type, my baby mama know her for tree years now.
two-man bridge by Shoe-RONICS March 30, 2011

Pleasure Bridge 

A guy's Pleasure Bridge is the line of skin that extends from the underside of his dick to the front edge of his asshole that is extremely pleasurable when licked by another guy -- lick him there and he'll get an instant boner.
I always lick Matt's Pleasure Bridge when I'm about to rim his asshole! He throws a rock - hard boner!
Pleasure Bridge by eda-skip July 2, 2022

Golden Gate Bridge

A variant of the famed Eiffel Tower; the sexual act, which involves one female and four males.
One male stands on their feet at both ends, one inserted orally and one anally. The other two males perform a handstand underneath the female and one inserts themselves between the breasts and one vaginally.
Did you hear about Bri? Luke, Derek, Dom, and Aidan managed to Golden Gate Bridge her!
Golden Gate Bridge by GGBridge February 21, 2017