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by Cardinal Margi March 24, 2005
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Imagine your heart has been stabbed 87,000 times by a car key. That's what summers are like in Union Bridge if you don't have any friends.
by elevendaysaweek December 6, 2006
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I watched "Friends" only to check if Jennifer Anniston was sporting a boobie bridge for that episode.
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One male stands on their feet at both ends, one inserted orally and one anally. The other two males perform a handstand underneath the female and one inserts themselves between the breasts and one vaginally.
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