Instead of saying you have a daddy kink for Brian wecht(ninja Brian) you can just say you have a Brian kink
by Goddamnavidan March 19, 2018
Get the Brian kinkmug. Brian-(Xhosa verb for stealing)Taking/borrowing someone else's belongings then telling them you will return it but never doing so.
Martin: Where's my mask
Yusuf: Don't trip I'll bring it tomorrow
Martin: Don't be pulling a Brian on me
Yusuf: Don't trip I'll bring it tomorrow
Martin: Don't be pulling a Brian on me
by /Sterring September 22, 2020
Get the Pulling a Brianmug. The fattest thicc boy around. Can destroy simple mortals with his powerful ass that controls the minds of all women as they powerfully jiggle. It’s asshole is so big it can absorb pure energy and it’s farts commit nuclear disasters.
Damn that Brian Burkert is so thicc I can’t beleive his ass can cause so much power! Don’t let it jiggle in your face!!
by BrianBurkert69 September 16, 2019
Get the Brian Burkertmug. Makes really awkward jokes. Is white but says racial slurs like “wigger”
And “retard”though the students of his honors US history class still love him
And “retard”though the students of his honors US history class still love him
by OJ Simpson 1966 December 6, 2022
Get the Brian O’connormug. by yoloswagsex October 11, 2013
Get the brian heddenmug. When you tell a huge lie to get ahead in the world, gather street cred or to gain advantage with the ladies. Based on the realization that NBC's anchorman has been less than truthful in some of his reporting.
Bro #1: Dude, I finally got Missy to go home with me, it was awesome.
Bro #2: Fuck you, no WAY, she turned you down at least eleven times.
Bro #1: I know, I had to totally use the Brian Williams to get in her pants.
Bro #2: Dude you are the master.
Bro #2: Fuck you, no WAY, she turned you down at least eleven times.
Bro #1: I know, I had to totally use the Brian Williams to get in her pants.
Bro #2: Dude you are the master.
by Archanimal February 8, 2015
Get the The Brian Williamsmug. The ferocious beast of an alter ego that is awakened by ingesting near-lethal levels of whiskey, Pabst, and cheap jello shots from a honkytonk in the middle of BFE Northwest. This is not your momma's dissociated identity, this one comes with a parental advisory and a bad attitude. Hide ya kids, hide ya wife, and hide ya girlfriends 'cause Evil Brian's going to be taking the wheel for the rest of the night. Evil Brian is the antithesis of political correctness and loves his boys. Evil Brian rides dirty with his posse of whiskey-slamming-est, dirty road-riding-est, mean-mugging motherfuckers this side of the Rockies.
"I'm about 10 shots deep and feel my mind slipping. Evil Brian's in control now; what happens next isn't up to me anymore, but you better hope that he likes your face, so he doesn't have to rearrange it for you."
Or
Evil Brian: "Don't worry 'insert name here' , you just go on and rest now. I'm Evil Brian and imma be getting us home tonight"
Or
Evil Brian: "Don't worry 'insert name here' , you just go on and rest now. I'm Evil Brian and imma be getting us home tonight"
by TheZVG April 2, 2020
Get the Evil Brianmug.