Dusty Brian

1. An increasingly and unbearably slow speed of thought, as a result of a witty criticism so intense said victim is left speechless.

2. A "so's your face" moment.

"Sally totally had a dusty brian when Oliver told her she punched like a little girl."

by Fraddence September 13, 2010

Brian kink

Instead of saying you have a daddy kink for Brian wecht(ninja Brian) you can just say you have a Brian kink

Guy: yo do you have a daddy kink? Why is he your background?

Me: Nah it’s chill i have a Brian kink

by Goddamnavidan March 19, 2018

Pulling a Brian

Brian-(Xhosa verb for stealing)Taking/borrowing someone else's belongings then telling them you will return it but never doing so.

Martin: Where's my mask
Yusuf: Don't trip I'll bring it tomorrow
Martin: Don't be pulling a Brian on me

by /Sterring September 22, 2020

Brian O’connor

Makes really awkward jokes. Is white but says racial slurs like “wigger”
And “retard”though the students of his honors US history class still love him

Brian O’Connor says “Abraham Lincoln is a wigger”

by OJ Simpson 1966 December 6, 2022

Brian Burkert

The fattest thicc boy around. Can destroy simple mortals with his powerful ass that controls the minds of all women as they powerfully jiggle. It’s asshole is so big it can absorb pure energy and it’s farts commit nuclear disasters.

Damn that Brian Burkert is so thicc I can’t beleive his ass can cause so much power! Don’t let it jiggle in your face!!

by BrianBurkert69 September 16, 2019

brian hedden

a little kid with shirtless pictures with females and like to fuck up the system

god hes such a brian hedden

by yoloswagsex October 11, 2013

Brian Culbertson

Brian Culbertson (born January 12, 1973) is a musician and instrumentalist from Decatur, Illinois, United States. Son of jazz band director and trumpeter Jim Culbertson, Brian's instruments include the keyboard and trombone.

Brian Culbertson is one of the best smooth jazz artists ever!

by smektala ahmed June 5, 2011