Usually around the end of fall/beginning of winter, when the weather starts to get cold and all the sluts can't be half naked anymore. So, they try and find a guy because of how desperate they are so all of their friends can be jealous and they can continue being a slut with their boyfriend. Then when spring and summer begins, they drop their boyfriends and become whores again.
by fckshtstck October 26, 2011
Get the Boyfriend Seasonmug. a boyfriend who thinks your always trying to prove him wrong when he never realizes how stupid he truly sounds and how dumb he is for pushing you away and not opening his own eyes.
listen to what i have to say and think about it before you think im a bitch ! your such an ignorant boyfriend
by pissyteen101 June 29, 2011
Get the ignorant boyfriendmug. When a young man (aka. indie rocker who would otherwise be standing with his hands in his pockets or tapping his foot lightly while doing a slight head bob) puts his arms around his significant other and then stands with his legs apart as if to ward off wild wolves (but actually to "lay claim" * to his significant other).
*Note: The use of the "boyfriend protector" is a phallocentric gesture.
*Note: The use of the "boyfriend protector" is a phallocentric gesture.
Bif: "Jeez, look at that mo-fo putting tha boyfriend protector on his lady."
Gordo: "Ugh. I hope he dies."
Gordo: "Ugh. I hope he dies."
by Anse Bundren October 2, 2009
Get the Boyfriend Protectormug. Shirt a girl wears that belong to her boyfriend and therefore most likely 10x larger than her body size. May also stink with sweat or possess an overpowering smell of cologne depending on her boyfriend's hygiene.
"나은 had been wearing that boyfriend shirt everywhere for 3 months now... to the bus, her workplace, and even to the mall. She should probably wash it already."
by 이태민 February 17, 2014
Get the boyfriend shirtmug. Phrase used by the over confident male who pompously thinks he can win the heart... or more accurately the body of an already relationship stricken female.
Steve - " ide love to give her one.. "
Michelle - " she's got a boyfriend tho "
Steve - " Boyfriend Shmoyfriend "
Michelle - " she's got a boyfriend tho "
Steve - " Boyfriend Shmoyfriend "
by Steven Pacifico July 3, 2007
Get the Boyfriend Shmoyfriendmug. The Gay-Boyfriend is a homosexual man that is there to fill in when your real boyfriend is too busy or away.
He also is the person a girl will go to for advice in her current relationship. Like what a man means by what he says and how he says it.
He also enjoys going shopping, going to the salon, giving you fashion tips to drive your man crazy, and spending money on you when you can't really afford the most amazing pair of shoes or lipstick you've ever had the pleasure to run across.
He also is the person a girl will go to for advice in her current relationship. Like what a man means by what he says and how he says it.
He also enjoys going shopping, going to the salon, giving you fashion tips to drive your man crazy, and spending money on you when you can't really afford the most amazing pair of shoes or lipstick you've ever had the pleasure to run across.
Heather: "I love my gay-boyfriend, Chris."
Cheryl: "Why?"
Heather: "He talked me through what Josh REALLY meant when we were talking last night."
Cheryl: "Why?"
Heather: "He talked me through what Josh REALLY meant when we were talking last night."
by Heatherisms November 21, 2009
Get the gay-boyfriendmug. Cuffed blue jeans shorts that pre-metrosexuals wore in the 90s. Oddly worn by either homosexuals or gold chain wearing, moussed up frat boys.
by Yo smitty May 12, 2008
Get the boyfriend shortsmug.