community. friends. community. friends. marriage...quick marriage. babies. The bearded fellow will greet you before he pulls out his swords. Never turn your back on him. There's some trees. Many old books. Hammocks. And Jesus! THE Jesus!
"I spent ten hours today in the Boise Bible College library."
"Don't microwave chocolate in the Boise Bible College dorms, the firemen will come."
"The Boise Bible College football games will leave you scarred for life."
"Don't microwave chocolate in the Boise Bible College dorms, the firemen will come."
"The Boise Bible College football games will leave you scarred for life."
by jjkhalid October 10, 2023
Get the boise bible collegemug. an ancient novel full of murder, corruption, slavery, homophobia, beastiality, incest and cruelty. it is often read to young children on a sunday.
Parent: come on kid, we're going to study the bible.
Kid: don't you mean that moldy old book that tells lies?
Parent: yes! praise jesus!
Kid: don't you mean that moldy old book that tells lies?
Parent: yes! praise jesus!
by jesus is in us all....~ December 20, 2021
Get the biblemug. 1. The person you catch unholy feelings for during Vacation Bible School — usually while swearing you’re “not even looking for anything right now.” You lock eyes across the craft table, or during a group worship song, and suddenly you’re imagining a joint testimony at your future wedding. Charming smile, questionable life choices, walking red flag.
2. A short-lived, overly wholesome-yet-chaotic situationship powered by proximity, youth group energy, and an unhealthy amount of soda from the fellowship hall. Ends with him ghosting you like he just got called on a permanent mission trip to another dimension
2. A short-lived, overly wholesome-yet-chaotic situationship powered by proximity, youth group energy, and an unhealthy amount of soda from the fellowship hall. Ends with him ghosting you like he just got called on a permanent mission trip to another dimension
“I told myself I wasn’t dating this summer… then Octavio, my Bible School Crush, asked if I wanted to sit with him during Bible study and now I can’t listen to ‘Our God Is an Awesome God’ without crying.”
by SeheKeineRotenFlaggen August 13, 2025
Get the Bible School Crushmug. The Undercover Bible, is that sneaky Bible you expect to be on every Rednecks makeshift bookshelf. wether it be hiding Money, metal objects or a flask of Alchohol,l the Undercover Bible is perfect for hiding absolutely anything you want (bible's vary in sizes depending on stash).
Cledus: Hey Pa Susan, Sarah, Billy and Sam are Fighting over the last corn cob Again
Bobby Ray: Dont worry yourself there son, I stashed one in dat dere Undercover Bible.
Cledus: Thanks Pa, Gorsh darn i luv yoou
Bobby Ray: Dont worry yourself there son, I stashed one in dat dere Undercover Bible.
Cledus: Thanks Pa, Gorsh darn i luv yoou
by SUPANINJA December 10, 2009
Get the Undercover Biblemug. -a mo'fucka who carries around a Bible all the time and spews religious nonsense
-hates gays because of their "religion"
-hates gays because of their "religion"
by Misspelled_Avocado December 8, 2022
Get the bible munchermug. Person 1: "say on god you wasn't texting my girl"
Person 2: "dih on the bible bro i ain't like that"
Person 2: "dih on the bible bro i ain't like that"
by arcanev4 April 18, 2025
Get the dih on the biblemug. a group that is cool eats pizza and plays club penguin but slang versian sias CANCEROUS TO WHOEVER HATES THEM.
by THE BIBLE GUYS April 25, 2019
Get the Bible Guysmug.