Rusty Bible

Cutting a hole in a bible and fucking it until your dick bleeds. Once you finish your cum and blood dry on the bible leaving a “Rusty” film

I was mad at my priest so I turned his bible into a “Rusty Bible”

by Mikey boi grokowski November 20, 2021

Bible

The Bible is a book of GOD, it is Holy, though often contains many memes as said by the kids these days. Amen.

Dave: Oh Man, I love reading the Bible

Charlie: What’s that?

Dave: Something all the hip kids have

by TheSoupSupreme October 3, 2021

Bible

The Bible is a book where you find all the religious events that have happened in the past. Some of the stories have proven to be true. Some objects from it were found and some prophecies happened or still happening. For example, in the Book of Revelations is written so many things that are happening right now. For all the atheists, just please stop making fun of christians since we literally haven't done anything wrong, we just belive in something else (if a "christian" did something wrong or forced you into his beliefs, then he has personal problems, that dosent apply to normal christian people, we are humans aswell even if we belive in something you don't). I know the bible might seem dark, but if you open your eyes thats the truth, thats the world we live in because of the sin in it, and the emptiness people have, and can't fill. The Bible is mostly misunderstood by people because they don't actually spend enough time trying to understand and take it as a joke, which makes it impossible to understand. But the small definition of the Bible is "the truth".

Normal human being: What's a bible?
Christian/anyone that knows anything about the bible: The book of truth
Normal human being: Why do you think is the truth?
Christian/whatever: Because everything in it is happening right now.

by weird guy everyone hates October 9, 2021

Bible

Titties

Mary: “I hail the bible”
Stephanie: “dam u gay ass bitch, me to”

by Fuckitup2020 October 30, 2021

The Bible of Appa

This is @vibqaisurdaddy’s spin on Christianity. He has created a new version of the Bible which instead of Jesus it is Appa (his handle) and Shadoe (Compy on tt) who has his own religion “Shadism” commonly mistaken for “Shadeism”

“Bro did you hear about that new Bible that came out called “The Bible of Appa” their beliefs are very truthful and their alter ego shadism is also very truthful

by appawitdatchoppa August 24, 2021

bible

Kardashians definition of something you really mean like “on god”

“i hate annoying bitches”

“bible”

by lilyoliver July 6, 2021

Bible code

A piece of program code we are praying for to work properly.

- Hey, Jonny! How's that project?
- Hi bossy-boss! I'm coding it all the night.
- Huh... But we have a demo in a couple of hours. It just has to work!
- I know, I know... Let's hope that 20 Glory-Bes will do the job.
- Auaaa... You're gonna fixing that Bible code by yourself after the demo!

by sleep`walker October 19, 2011