The technological and psychological predecessor to "the hooptie." It is extremely shitty, but since it is a beta, is also very unstable. It has too much power for it's own good, tyres worn on one side and the ability to drive on it's side using twowheels and not flip over.
WE WERE DRIVING ON TWOWHEELS! FUCK FUCK FUCK! I COULD SEE THE GROUND OUT MY WINDOW!! Hooptie RC1 beta is the reincarnation of Zues's throbbing dick!
Good advice. May be used sincerely or sarcastically. The term "beta" originates in the rock climbing community, where it refers to a preferred sequence of moves to successfully climb a route. See also protip and lifehack.
Alice: The highway is always backed up here. I like to take the next exit and use the surface streets.
Bob: Oooh, clutch beta! Thanks.
person 1: do you know greek?
person 2: alpha beta gamma delta epsilon zeta eta theta iota kappa lambda mu nu xi omicron pi rho sigma tau upsilon phi chi psi omega.
person 1: you are good at greek!