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Hector Beard

Noun. A type of beard coined by Eric Bana as the character Hector in the movie Troy. The beard is more than scruffy, but not a full beard. It is trimmed semi-well, should remind the onlooker of sexy Greek men, and it is usually in a dark tone. The beard has amazing properties, like endowing its wearer with sexiness and curing cancer.
Girl: Oh man, that guy has the best Hector beard!

Girl 2: You are so right, lets ask him to make babies.
by RAZILY October 31, 2008
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Pires beard

Small, pencil thin line of facial hair on the chin.

Made famous by footballer Robert Pires.
A: Wow, look at that guy's Pires beard.

B: Yep
by The Seventh Si December 12, 2003
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Bearded

This is derived from, "You should grow a beard!"
"Why?"
"Because you sound like a cunt and act like a cunt so you should look like one!"

Can be used in situations where your colleague knows what you mean but the wider audience hasn't got a clue!
by Tokyo Mickey August 14, 2012
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Anal Beard

A large growth of hair in the anal region
Cordell has a massive anal beard
I have an sweaty anal beard
by Joe Symonds May 19, 2006
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Red Beard

The act of eating a chick out while she is menstruating and coming up with blood all over your mouth, chin and face.
Dude, last night I took that chick home I met at the bar and fucked her. The next morning when I looked in the mirror, I had a total Red Beard
by landshark 719 February 23, 2009
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Bro Beard

n.
1. A beard style that naturally grows on a bro
2. A beard which innately designates someone as a bro

Variants:
-From chops to chin
-Strictly chin hair
"Dude, check that guy out! He's such a bro!"
"No kidding, check out his bro beard."
by RobertOldhead April 7, 2009
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french beard

French beard. /FRE·nch BEE·yurd/. A beard cut out in the shape of thin moustache, which wraps around the lips to continue into a beard that covers the chin
The guy in french beard used to have a goatie earlier. guess sucks in both..
by gabbar September 5, 2007
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