Cracking under pressure

When someone is really confused and doesn't know whats going on, and starts to panic.

Bill: Hey bob, wanna partyyyyyy
Sandy: Wait no come to meeeeeeeee
Steve: Come to meeeeeeee
Bill: Come to meeeeeeee
Steve: Come to meeeeeeee
Sandy: Come to meeeeeeee
Bob: (Cracking under pressure) Uhh.. uhh... ah.. ahh.. I DON'T KNOW!!!!!

by Oreztov July 7, 2017

Going down under

1) Sucking Thor's hammer;
2) Teabagging Thor;
3) Pegging Thor;
4) Masturbating while thinking of Thor;
5) Taking ten days off in Australia.

Last night I told Lior that he is lucky I met him before Thor. I told him that I would be in Australia right now going down under.

by Puntmuffer October 28, 2017

Under Cover Partying

When you are drunk/high but holding yourself together very well.

"Billy drank half a bottle of vodka and seems sober", said Carla. "He must be Under Cover Partying", said Carl.

by Sher Bear October 2, 2011

Three Under Par

A slang term for the 69 sex position, referencing the common score of 72 as even PAR in golf.

I bet that cougar shoots three under par.

Question: How did it go with that girl from the bar last night? Answer: I shot three under...

by JC_77 October 17, 2010

6 feet under

An expression dating back to the Bubonic Plague.

Body's had to be buried at least six feet under to prevent spread of the Plague.

Girl- Oh no! Jhon died from VirusXXC!!!

Guy- We need to bury him 6 feet under.

by blackestwhitedude September 16, 2011

man under the umbrella

a mans dick

D's man under the umbrealla is gigantic

by Alan October 14, 2003

Put that under the couch

A phrase used to express disdain or contempt for a persons comment, idea, or general demeanor.

Mike: hey, I was thinking you could run to the store and by me a soda.

Joe: man, you'd better put that under the couch...

by Supravista July 29, 2011