Kist bump

Kiss your knuckle before a fist bump

Fist bumps are too impersonal, handshakes are too formal, and high fives are hard to orchestrate. Kist bumps are the future.

"Bump me bro"
"What are you gay? Make it a kist bump!"

by Tricampus16 November 29, 2012

bump and awe

A series of events that begins with you literally bumping into a person, looking at their face after the momentary disorientation after the bump, and then realizing (with a shocked look on your face) they are someone oh so famous.

Annette and Enrique were in Paris at lunch when while leaving the café they had a bump and awe experience as they literally ran into Julia Roberts.

by LanguageGod April 3, 2009

bumping steaks

the act of, or willingness to, engage in sexual relations with one of the opposite sex; the accidental or intentional contact of sexual organs

"I would totally bump steaks with that slut in the jeans over there."
"Whoops, we just bumped steaks. *No homo."
"We're totally bumping steaks right now."
"I would bump HER steaks."

*If neccesary

by regal101 September 16, 2010

DVR Bump

When a barely passable television show is considered a success by having it follow an established program that is often recorded.

Doug: "That show Chicago Code is so god awful the only reason it's survived this long into the season is because it's getting the DVR bump from House."

Frank: "....who are you and why are you holding my family hostage?"

by Honden May 9, 2011

bump that cricket

To take a strong pulsing hit off of anything smokeable

Yo Doobie you wanna' bump that cricket?

by SSJ4GOGETA October 29, 2020

front bump

A protruding bump in a females abdomen and/or pubic region

Dang man. I kinda got a thing for girls with front bump

by stonasinthebuilding January 22, 2020

Mario bump

If you have a very low tolerance for cocaine and want the smallest amount possible, but that will still get you high, just ask for a Mario bump, Or if your already really coked out and just need one more small hit.

Yo I don’t really do coke that much, can I just get a Mario bump?

I’m so high right now, don’t give a me a big line I’ll just take a Mario bump.

by cambodia January 17, 2021