batting 100

Batting 100 is when you are NOT doing perfectly, and so you are "Batting 100" as in baseball, where you would be batting 1000. Life isn't baseball, get over it, its just a metaphor.

"Man, I can't get anyone to bring me sushi.. I'm batting 100 today!"

by Corrin McCallen June 30, 2008

ball biting bitch

a woman who enjoy's biting the testical's so that in turn you pull that hoe's hair and tell her to lay off your shit

That ball biting bitch nearly took a chunk outta my shit last night

by Tony Williams August 19, 2004

Tug Boating

The act of one gay male pressing his face into another gay mans buttocks and shaking his face left to right in an erratic way.

Waco - Our Waiter sure does have a nice ass...

Mariano - Damn, I sure would like to tug boat that!

Waco - Tug Boating for you tonight!

Mariano - or hopefully an alligator fuckhouse

by HomoNinja! August 20, 2011

Baiting

To post a flattering selfie on social media to attract the attention of someone in particular, with the hope it will result in that person responding with a message.

I was baiting Adam with my Instagram story yesterday and it worked, he sent me a DM.

by 13writer August 4, 2017

basting

When a girl is being double penetrated in the spit roasting position.(one guy in her mouth the other in the back as if she was a suckling pig) The third guy is "basting" her which consists of ejaculating over the girl being spit roasted.

Yo, me and mike are spit roasting this chick, Chris u wanna do the basting?

by JCM Crew May 31, 2006

Batwing

when you stretch out your ballsack like paper, then get another man to inadvertently look at it. This is followed by the ballsack exposer calling the looker gay and kicking him in the ass twice.

Guy1: Dammit! my ass hurts like shit now!

Guy2: Well then you shouldn't have look at my batwing, Fag!

by george133 August 1, 2010

bajingo

slang for vagina

by Shannon July 10, 2003