by Grego April 6, 2005
Get the old bastard mug.noun: any annoying/inconvenient/unwanted/unkind situation/person that can be considered both a right bastard and a complete fuck.
1) Max goes out at 6:30am to leave for work and discovers the front tyre on his bike is completely flat. Max looks angrily at the tyre and proclaims "oh you bastard-fuck!".
2) Miriam goes to the fridge for her half of that chocolate cake she's been looking forward to all day, only to discover that her brother Danny has eaten it. "That was for me Danny you bastard-fuck" she then wails.
2) Miriam goes to the fridge for her half of that chocolate cake she's been looking forward to all day, only to discover that her brother Danny has eaten it. "That was for me Danny you bastard-fuck" she then wails.
by SirJibby January 6, 2009
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In simplicity, a fatherless Dutchman, a dutch pedophile, a Dutch homo, Or Johan Van Der Smut, "Goldmember."
Golmember is known as a Dutch bastard, and in extremely faggish actions, a crazy Dutch bastard. He does not have a fahza and loves gold. and testicles. Typical Dutch bastard
by Darkrai227 January 21, 2010
Get the Dutch Bastard mug.A Noun meaning horrible, shitty, or just in general bad. Usually used to describe a bad version of an original, such as "The bastardation of the song." or "The bastardised version."
by ~The Sandman~ November 24, 2007
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Get the bastardette mug.Somewhat resembling a douche bag, a bastard licker is not fit to lick a bastard's ass.
A man of low character.
Someone you couldnt take home to mommy.
Someone you would stop your friends from making out with.
A man of low character.
Someone you couldnt take home to mommy.
Someone you would stop your friends from making out with.
by Fatty Bubbles July 20, 2009
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