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1. A dirtier version of "that's what she said" for the 2010s

2. Used to add sexual innuendo to a conversation.

3. When a male wants to share with his friends that he was with a girl (whether her was or not), he will respond to a phrase that sets up "and that was after the blowjob..." as funny or sexual.

4. To imply that what is being talked about was actually a sexual statement and that a girl performed a sexual act in the recent past.

5. Something people say after a phrase is said by someone else to add emphasis.

6. Can be used in statement or question form
Ashley: Sean and I went out to the bar last night
Katie: "-And that was after the blowjob"

John: Mom made a huge Christmas dinner for the family
George: "-And that was after the blowjob"

Stephanie: I was working and was exhausted and sweaty
Mike: "-And that was after the blowjob"
by r0b0Fart January 8, 2012
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brutal blowjob

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The art of terrorising a woman's face with one's boomhound. This often involves chat such as "now I'm going to skull fuck you"
See also throat-gagger
1. I can't wait to brutalise that girl's face with my megahog
2. I bet that filthy slut would love a brutal blowjob from Harding
by The Circle April 6, 2005
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Fart blowjob

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Fart blowjob is a fart that slips out in the face of a person while they are performing oral sex.
Harold farted in Keisha's face while she was giving him head. Keisha threatened to bite off Harold's penis if he ever done that fart blowjob thing again.
by sturtle July 22, 2014
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American blowjob

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American Blowjob is when an American girl rubs a hot dog between her tits while you are masturbating and then proceeds to eat the hot dog but instead of mayonnaise she uses your cum.
Linda gave me the best American blowjob ever yesterday!
by Zefabolous May 29, 2016
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December first every girl must give there boyfriend head
Sally went down on her boyfriend for the first time on national blowjob day
by Jimbo3574 October 25, 2019
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A bourgeoisie male, usually caucasian, who commutes to back and forth to work. They are separate and distinct from the "worker bee", as they tend to create difficulty for other commuters through a sample of the following ways:
1) walking too fast behind other people in the same direction.
2) walking too fast in front of other people in the opposite direction.
3) reading a rag mag such as the Daily Grind, or USA Today, sipping on their $4 1% (NOT 2%) soy-milk decaf coffee, making noise from using both while on the train, bus, or subway.
4) playing Sudoku while seated, to which most of us know it is a crossnumber/puzzle game for idiots.
5) walking with several other white blowjob and bunching up, making it harder to get out of flow of the human traffic.
6) merely looking at them on the way to a destination: their shirts, ties, SPECIAL wristwatch, polished shoe-tips, cufflinks, commuting gait, ect.
by WeedsWatcher July 12, 2006
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Poughkeepsie inhaler: defined as when your girl is going down on you... you fart on her face!
Most effective when your girl is giving you a blowjob and licking your balls, you ask her to open her mouth wide and... you push it out forcefully. Just make sure you take cover immediately upon letting it rip. You can't beat the pure pleasure of farting while getting a blowjob!
by Cookie the Dog whisperer September 21, 2013
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