fun blocker

The small plastic flow restrictor at the mouth of large alcohol bottles

“Man last night took a turn after we popped all of the fun blockers off”

by bonesawwasntready September 14, 2018

Blumpkin blocker

Blumpkin blocker: Fat belly that prevents the proper execution of a blumpkin.

Its a new year now. Time to get rid of this blumpkin blocker.

by Lostmykeysinthere January 2, 2019

Serial blocker

A serial blocker is somebody who regularly blocks others on social media, usually being for trivial, inconsequential, or unnecessary reasons. The person will usually have little or zero rationale for blocking some people over others, and will often times make false claims of wrongdoing by others as their rationale. Usually is somebody that is also a cliquish person and has a limited group of friends, therefore wanting to be left alone.

Ramien Izadi often blocks people on Instagram & Facebook, oftentimes without any or a reasonable cause, therefore making him a serial blocker. Usually does this after the first DM message

by acchill April 18, 2022

pop-up blockers

tighter underwear wore underneath looser fitting swimming shorts, to prevent n r b's
spoken: pop up blockers.

"That old dude forgot about his pop-up blockers..sick."
dude 1:"why do you wear tighties man?", dude 2:" dont be such a T-box, theyre just my pop-up blockers."

by 6IXTY 1NE July 25, 2006

C.O.D. Blocker

Noun, pronounced "Cod" blocker

Any person or thing that keeps you or someone else from playing countless hours of Call of Duty online.

Example:

T: Dude, you said you were going to get online and play some Call of Duty with me! These insurgents are going to kill themselves. What's the deal?

K: Sorry dude, I was, really. It's just my girl-friend, she's all "you need to spend some time with me." and crap. I just can't do it right now.

T: What?! She's being like that? Dude she's a total C.O.D. blocker!

by Almost Dangerous February 8, 2010

cum blockers

Anything blocking orgasmic fluids from approaching the desired destination, particularly in the face. Such as glasses, goggles, sunglasses, etc

Bitch take off those cum blockers, I wanna make sure I get yo whole face glazed!

by chris_7283591 May 16, 2006

blacked

To be so drunk or fucked up that you pass out and wake up hours later in the woods covered in your own throw up.

"Don't touch that bitch she's blacked."
"I blacked last night and spent 80$ on Uber."

by myoneandonlyfukup May 15, 2016