*me in the ER* ok so, I was having a good time last night, then i went cock blind.
Surgeon: this Is the 3rd case today..
Surgeon: this Is the 3rd case today..
by TonyIsHot November 04, 2019
A game where one person is blindfolded and goes around the room frenching anyone one time. The person who is frenched puts on the blindfold and begins the cycle again.
A bunch of friends and me were playing blind french.
A hot girl french kissed me and than took off the blindfold and handed it to me.
I put on the blindfold and frenched my guy friend. It was very awkward when I passed him the blindfold.
A hot girl french kissed me and than took off the blindfold and handed it to me.
I put on the blindfold and frenched my guy friend. It was very awkward when I passed him the blindfold.
by ADunkADunk August 18, 2009
Being subjected to numerous irrelevant cites or cites which are contrary to the point for which they are being cited. See also blind cite, blind citing.
In our discussion, Jeff sounded like he knew what he was talking about. However, when I checked his sources, I realized I'd been blind cited.
by Sassafrass Grove November 09, 2017
Canadian military slang dating back to World War I, for a mortar round or an aircraft 'iron' bomb, especially a heavy large-bore one. Derived from its weight and size, like a large pig.
"We were crossing the plain in open formation when the enemy brought smoke -- 'blind pigs' and rainmakers.
by MAC-Gyver May 27, 2003
1. Old wive's phrase for one who is of poor eyesight. Actually a common misconception, as most bats (of the mammalian sort) have better eyesight than the average healthy human being.
by Track-10 January 15, 2003
To have bad acne, pimples, zits, etc.
(Shortened from the old joke "He has so many zits, (How many does he have?) ...he fell asleep in the library and woke up with a blind man trying to read his face.")
(Shortened from the old joke "He has so many zits, (How many does he have?) ...he fell asleep in the library and woke up with a blind man trying to read his face.")
Guy 1: Laurie's really a cute chick; shame about her complexion though.
Guy 2: She needs to get some medicine for that blind man all over her face.
Guy 2: She needs to get some medicine for that blind man all over her face.
by exitflagger May 01, 2008
When a friend of yours eagerly brags about how some girl he's talking to agrees to blow him. Curious you ask to see what she looks like, and to your horror she's the most ugliest bitch you've ever seen. Despite your attempts to convince him she's ugly, he insists shes pretty hot. Later when he meets up to get blowed, he soon finds out you were right all along, and she is an ugly piece of shit. He was blinded by the BJ.
Your friend: Yo dude this chick I'm talking to said shed blow me man!
You: Oh nice man lemme she what she looks like!
You: ....ah what the fuck dude she's straight up ugly!
Your friend: Nah man Shes hot...you trippin!
You: alright.. Whatever you say...
Later
Your friend: dude! Why didn't you tell me that chick was
fucking disgusting!?
You: I tried to, but you were blinded by the BJ!
You: Oh nice man lemme she what she looks like!
You: ....ah what the fuck dude she's straight up ugly!
Your friend: Nah man Shes hot...you trippin!
You: alright.. Whatever you say...
Later
Your friend: dude! Why didn't you tell me that chick was
fucking disgusting!?
You: I tried to, but you were blinded by the BJ!
by RyGuyW September 24, 2011