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A bag of dirt

A bag of dirt is commonly known as a bag filled with dirt. Sometimes it has worms in it.
Me: I have a bag of dirt.
You: This is why she left
by Mormon Nathan March 27, 2021
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Glory Bag

The Glory Bag is a cross between a Glory hole and a duffel bag making a portable Glory hole.

To be Glory Bagged is to unwillingly be placed into a glory bag and passed around.
He's bought a Glory bag for the boys, and it's full.

I got Glory Bagged the other day, there must have been at least 6 of them.
by Lorenz32 September 30, 2010
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dorito bag

sexual intercourse using a dorito bag in lieu of a condom
"I didn't have any rubbers, I had to dorito bag that ho."
by Mister Miguel the 3rd October 9, 2013
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Tri-bag

(noun): contraction of two entities: “Triathlon” and “douche-bag”. A tri-bag is a human being, male or female, who defines their existence based on the next triathlon or training for a triathlon they will undertake. Tri-bags typically struggle maintaining relationships with other human beings unless they are tri-baggers as well. Hence tri-bags tend to hang out together and compare notes on their “strokes”, “breathing”, and which model of Subaru they will purchase next. Tri-bags are usually fairly easy to spot and identify. Sometimes they are confused with “cross-bags”, their cross-fit counterparts.

Some signs of a tri-bag:

1) Within the first 3 sentences of a conversation they mention that they have or will participate in a triathlon.
2) Ironman logo is prominently tattooed on their one of their calves (it doesn't have to be on the calf but this seems to be the preferred location – look here first)
3) They drive a Subaru (this is probably a 20% chance of being a tri-bag)
4) They drive a Subaru with a “26.2” sticker in the rear window (~74% chance now)
5) They drive a Subaru with a bike racks and a “70.3” or a “140.6” (99% chance – only reason this is not 100% chance is that the person driving the car could be the disgruntled spouse or emotionally neglected teenage child using vehicle).
6) They drive any other vehicle with “70.3” or a “140.6” (>90% chance)

7) Their bicycle cost more than the GDP of Ireland.
I went to John’s party last night. I couldn’t find a place to park; Subarus were ubiquitous in the surrounding area. Once I got inside, it was full of tri-bags taking baby-sips of craft beer and comparing “strokes.”

or
I really wanted to take up swimming but I could got too annoyed with all the tri-bags at the pool so I became a cross-bag instead.
by tgrbld April 5, 2015
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bag salmon

An airline passenger moving in the opposite direction of deplaning passengers to retrieve baggage from an overhead space.
Upon deplaning in Chicago, Bob said to his friend Heather, “Why don’t the bag salmon just wait for the airplane to clear out a bit before going after their bags toward the rear?”
by LobsterKiller55 November 29, 2014
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Gift Bagging

Tea bagging your mate on their birthday, anniversary or Christmas when they weren't expecting to receive such a wonderful surprise.
Gary woke up his girlfriend on Christmas morn by gift bagging her.
by Eaton Holgoode January 12, 2016
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Ditty bag

A bag for small everyday items that are easily misplaced.
I have all these small things for my fuckin eh ditty bag.
by Afrodick December 23, 2016
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