Alaska Pipeline

Freezing a condom and shitting in it and using it to fuck someone in the ass

Did you bang her?
No, she only wanted a alaska pipeline.

by jwrj53 January 14, 2013

Alastair

An Alastair is a seasonally furry robot that communicates by hand movement instead of speech. Its main energy source is apple pie. When placed in front of a camera an Alastair will touch its hair.

I wish I could pose like an Alastair

by confusionman April 6, 2011

Alaskan titty fuck

When you get a girls tits as cold as ice by making her stick em in a freezer, or stand outside naked in the cold, then you go to town on em.

You: "That bitch was being ornery so i stuck her outside naked, and then gave her the ol' Alaskan titty fuck!"

Friend "Word."

by Paddleford July 27, 2008

Alaskan Blue Fire

The act of cooling windex and spritzing it maliciously on a lover's vagina. It is at first cold, and yet inflames the vagina, hence the alaska and the fire.

Prior to sexual activity, Bill would always stick a bottle of window cleaner in the freezer for a good burst of Alaskan Blue Fire in case his partner wasn't up to snuff.

by dionisio April 21, 2010

Alaskan Beads

Put small pieces of poop on a piece of floss, freeze it, then use them as anal beads.

Do you have an alaskan beads in the freezer?

by NaughtyCrownie April 18, 2012

Alaskan Landing Strip

A girl who has shaved her pussy in the "Landing Strip" fashion, and in addition has dyed her pubic hair white.

"Dude her Alaskan Landing Strip was as white as the snow outside!"

by Pussyeater 5000 August 9, 2012

alaskan chilli dog

The act of a guy taking a shit on to a glass table while a woman licks the table, then after a couple of minutes the shit is put in the freezer. Once the shit is solid, the man rams it up the woman's vagina whilst anally fucking her. Once the guy is about to cum he withdraws his dick and the shit and cums in the woman's mouth and feeds her the shit and she swallows.

Ross - Holy fuck Trott, you heard about the Alaskan chilli dog?

Trott- No, what the fuck is that?

Ross - Well, let me tell you...

by AnonUDUser February 18, 2014