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Australian gut-buster

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The Australian gut-buster is a provocative sexual maneuver. Whoever purchased the ticket to pound town will lay on the edge of a bed while the the man (or woman with strap-on) enters the person from a standing position. The "penetrator" will then place the other persons legs upon their shoulders, and fold them up like a taco. Lastly, the standing person will begin to push down on the bed rapidly; generating the necessary speed and momentum to deliver a truly gut-busting amount of force.

*Not required but Hotel room beds were fucking made for gut-busting down under, the Australian way.
We skipped the foreplay and went straight into the Australian gut-buster.
by PeterPancake June 23, 2017
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Australian print press

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A sexual position involving three people, two females and one man. The females are bound together in such a way that their pubic regions are pressed together. The binding harkens back to the original of Australia as a prison colony. Then the male inserts his genetalia in-between the compressed pubic regions of the two females. The genetalia is said to resemble paper coming out of a print press between the women.
Bob and Mary got that sluzza they met at the pub in a good, old fashioned Australian print press, the lucky bloke.
by FlSunGuy September 22, 2017
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Australian nickel

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You better shut your mouth before I give you an Australian nickel!
by Mirahtrunks November 13, 2017
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I heard Johnny gave her the Australian tounge twister last night. Lucky guy.
by Uberkillerboy November 13, 2018
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Australian Face Massage

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A punch in the face. To give someone an Australian face massage is to punch them in the face.
“If he’s not careful he’s going to be getting an Australian face massage
by littlechef69 January 3, 2019
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Shoving a didgeridoo into your anus with one end, pooping into it and another will receive it orally on the other end.
“I was asked if I wanted to do the Australian Wastepipe with my partner
by Delaginger February 22, 2021
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Australian slip n slide

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I need to trim my nails before I take the trip down her Australian slip n slide
by Cerrunos87 March 13, 2021
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