Dale moment

Performing an extreme fuck up even though you do most things right.

Friend 1: "9+2 is 10 right?"
Friend 2: "Bro are you serious?"
Friend 1: "Oh shit did I just have a fucking massive dale moment?"

by Jot44 February 9, 2022

One moment

Definitely not one moment. At least 2 minutes, like what the Shrek.

MALE- "Yo, go make me a sandwich". FEMALE- "One moment". *2 minutes later*

MALE- "where's my darn sandwich"?
FEMALE- "I said one moment"
*Has been 2 minutes*

by Shrek42069 June 14, 2017

froggit moment

A moment of great perversion, typically either forbidden or related to crime

holy shit the police had to respond to like, 5 froggit moments today

by XMonsun June 18, 2020

Bleech Moment

When a faggot spams trap hentai only then to pin it as a joke in a poor attempt to hide his crippling hentai addiction.

I hate this sever
Did someone post hentai in general?
Yes
That's a bleech moment ™

by Gamercord November 7, 2020

Rhys Moment

A Rhys Moment is a moment in ones life where they feel extremely dumb

That kid changes his answer to the wrong one, he had a total Rhys Moment

by sharp4321 November 29, 2018

Safyan Moment

A safyan moment is when someone says something relating to hating on women for no apparent reason expect for when one woman did something such as losing interest and feeling like they're all the same in result.

Markus - "D.T.B man :("
Nicolas - "Safyan Moment bruh"

by infamously69 February 7, 2021

Boeler-Moment

An annoying thing caused by somone else.

Miss Boomsa gave us extra homework, what a Boeler-Moment!

by DarkSimpsma February 4, 2021