assault on (your) biological system

anything that attacks your ability to engage in biological activity, including interference by technological innovations

1. The EKG was an assault on my biological system. I feel as disabled as if I had had a heart attack.

2. The huge wheel rolled down the hill and ran over the plowhand who was tilling the soil with a hoe. If you were the plowhand that would be an assault on (your) biological system.

by EvaLissens September 22, 2009

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Assburger

An autistic person that is an asshole

Man my brother us an assburger

by DJ_R3AP3R23 December 25, 2018

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Assfaggot

A homosexual who uses his sexuality as a weapon by shoving hampsters up their asshole, records public gay porn and wanks on the bus with porn

Jimmy: hey could you not like... record gay porn outside my house, my kids are creeped out.
Assfaggot: hey respect my rights! ooo jeezus christ!

by assjuicer342 November 1, 2022

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March-Assault

A sexual position invloving a skinny man getting a really drunk and fat girl. Then he sits on the chest of the very large woman. She then gives him a blow job as he force feeds her his dick. Best if done in a room full of people.

"Did you ear what D-March did on Spring Weekend?"

"No, what?"

"He brought back this girl about twice his size and March-Assaulted her"

by Big Dog H December 10, 2007

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gorilla assault

When you shave your pubes and save it in one hand. After cumming all over her, you SMACK the pubes all over her semen covered body (screaming GORILLA ASSAULT)

I was gorilla assaulted last Wednesday by my boyfriend.

by TheSilverBack92 August 16, 2016

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