BATTERY ASSERTION

The biggest ASSHOLE on this planet that only the spiteful HUMAN BEINGS can invent.

It is everybody's PRISON CELL

It is why the PRISON UNIFORMS are the COLOR ORANGE in PRISON.

Hey DUMB DUMB it is not a LIVING THING , as THE THING is to make this BATTERY ASSERTION as you have NO POWER and TIME is never yours.

Hey it's like RADIOACTIVE as to tell you the truth as a BATTERY ASSERTION as where can I find a PRISON to give me some more POWER AND TIME?

Here is a BATTERY ASSERTION it takes a certain RANGE OF TIME to get POWER and TIME as well as when you are getting it , it is 0 (COLOR).

by FOLLOW THE PERFECT SUN September 5, 2021

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Fine-Assery

A descriptive phrase/adjective. Something or someone that reaches a pinnacle of perfection. Can refer to a person, body part, situation, etc.

"That's some fine-assery".

"Accomplishing that job took a measure of fine-assery."

"The team accomplished feats of the finest-of-asseries."

by RSMedia December 29, 2022

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Initial Assertion

And no, it isn't an instance of "Well, you don't care about other people so why do you expect them to care about you?" Because...

Hym "My INITIAL ASSERTION was the YOU only ACTUALLY GIVE A SHIT in a vague and abstract sense. That if you actually looked at the working class you claim to be for, you wouldn't like them very much at an individual level and would PROBABLY do something vaguely analogous to this. It's visible at a glance. Remember? The monologue from the Joker the I WROTE? That event 1... Or A. Event A is you (in abstraction or just the people around me in general) not giving a shit. Event B is the continuation of Event A. Event C is me not giving a shit. Event D is you saying 'If you don't give a shit why do you expect other people to?' Event E is you saying 'Well, if you don't give a shit then you don't get to suceed without me signing off on it.' That is the entire antecedent chain from the time I started writing until now. And I've already outlined the chain up until I've started writing. So, no. You're still dumb. I'm still smart."

by Hym Iam August 24, 2023

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Half Assery

The same thing as half assed but better

“No half assery cleaning”

by Jennifer Coolage August 17, 2024

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Implicit assertions

I mean the entire point of showing me these conceptually adjacent things is to make implicit assertions that are ultimately just options they have. "If people are going shoot schooling they're nothing specific causing it."

Hym "Implicit assertions that just aren't true. I'm not letting this work. What is happening here need to be reversed and I need to be made whole. Legally and monetarily. And they are lying to their audiences about what's happening so they don't have to make an argument or lose an argument in front of them. The women want nothing they aren't going to get and the men are trying to make me. And that's how this has worked. They are just shoving my head into the COLORED water fountain and I refuse to drink. And not they are trying to deprive me and say that if I don't drink than I don't get to drink. I'm not fucking apologizing. You are wrong. Kendra was wrong. Noah was wrong. Randy was wrong. Jordan was wrong. And if that wrongness does not stop affecting me I know exactly what I'm going to do about it."

by Hym Iam October 21, 2025

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