An apple pipe is a makeshift smoking device. To make one only requires an apple and a pen/pencil and about 30 seconds of time.
Step 1) Pull out the stem of the apple.
Step 2) The indentation in the middle of the apple (where the stem was) is the bowl. Push the pen/pencil halfway through the apple, but DO NOT go all the way to the bottom.
Step 3) Remove the pen/pencil and shove it straight through the apple perpendicular to the hole you just made. This creates the mouthpiece and the carb.
Step 4) Pack the bowl, smoke, and enjoy!
Step 1) Pull out the stem of the apple.
Step 2) The indentation in the middle of the apple (where the stem was) is the bowl. Push the pen/pencil halfway through the apple, but DO NOT go all the way to the bottom.
Step 3) Remove the pen/pencil and shove it straight through the apple perpendicular to the hole you just made. This creates the mouthpiece and the carb.
Step 4) Pack the bowl, smoke, and enjoy!
Bob: "I've got the weed and a lighter, where's your pipe?"
Joe: "Oh shit I left it at my house!"
Bob: "No problem, there's an apple in the fridge and there's a pencil over on the table."
Joe: "Nice thinkin'!"
Joe: "Oh shit I left it at my house!"
Bob: "No problem, there's an apple in the fridge and there's a pencil over on the table."
Joe: "Nice thinkin'!"
by Geist June 3, 2005
Get the apple pipemug. by lelolster January 20, 2010
Get the Snapple-Applemug. When a chick has been drinking for a couple of day's, and engages in anal, looses control of her bowels, and deficates on you down to your testicles.
by John Jets June 11, 2006
Get the black applesmug. Name used for New York City (Manhattan) by non-New Yorkers -- anyone that calls NYC "The Big Apple" that lives in New York should be shot multiple times in the face.
Faggot: Yo - are u goin to the big apple on tuesday!!!???
Guy: Dont ever say the big apple again or i will be forced to kill you
Guy: Dont ever say the big apple again or i will be forced to kill you
by Johnny Fellone May 18, 2004
Get the The Big Applemug. A song by prominent Seattle-based alternative rock and metal band Alice in Chains. Rotten Apple was recorded in 1993 and is the opening track of Alice in Chains' 1994 EP, Jar of Flies. It is regarded by many Alice In Chains fans as one of their finer songs, and by some to be one of the standout tracks coming out of the alternative movement of the early 1990's.
by The only A I C (Get it?) May 24, 2014
Get the Rotten Applemug. When one will purchase any and all Apple products regardless of price or need, as long as it as the newest product to date.
In extreme cases a sufferer can be presented 2 identical iphoneS's, one labeled iphoneS and the other the new
iphone 5. They will then delude themselves into thinking that the one labled iphone 5 is superior.
In extreme cases a sufferer can be presented 2 identical iphoneS's, one labeled iphoneS and the other the new
iphone 5. They will then delude themselves into thinking that the one labled iphone 5 is superior.
"I heard that the new I phone 5 is coming out soon, better start saving up!"-sufferer "what do you know about it?"- friend of sufferer "I don't know anything yet, I just want it"- sufferer
"you got apple syndrome dog!"-friend
"you got apple syndrome dog!"-friend
by Nemesis258 September 14, 2012
Get the Apple syndromemug. A socially underdeveloped, typically male individual who derives their sense of self-worth through Apple products. Thus any attack on Apple as a company is a direct insult to their self-worth (and in many cases core masculinity). Many also strangely demonstrate their loyalty and fealty to Apple through bragging about how large an Apple device they can insert into their rectum (along with achieving their greatest level of sexual satisfaction).
by whackedman March 6, 2018
Get the Apple Fanboymug.