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A sexy handsome young chap. He's absolutely fab, loves family, friends and video games. Loves boobs and bums and especially himself.
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Anthony by ___itz_anto___ August 28, 2018
I'm generally a nice guy, if/when I find my girl she'll be mine forever, I don't anger/scare easy but if you manage it one of two things happens. 1.(friend/family) I laugh and then scare the shit out of you sometime within the next month. 2.(anyone that's not a friend) I'll call the paramedics after I'm done. I am probably one of the most average dude's you'll never meet, but I like to think I've got a good(ish) heart. Still single. Had one girlfriend who dumped me for one of my friends. Been four years. I've been told should be a stand-up comedian, but I like having money, so that's a don't for me. I also don't have much of a life, so I spend most of my life on Warframe or Eharmony. Y'know. Trying to find love. Let's see. I'm a hard worker. I won't stop til my job is done, both inside and outside the bedroom.
Friend1: Anthony why are you so smart, intelligent, and funny?
Anthony: Dude are you gae?
Anthony by Cerebral Arson September 6, 2018
Anthonys are raw at football but get introuble which leaves them out the season they like to fuck bitches then leave. Anthonys need to have hoes on the side but when it comes to a good girl he'll be the most loyal man out there anthonys have long dicks they rather reach a girls heart physically but won't force you into sex unless you agreed. anthony could be ramdom and outgoing he could listen to music you never thought he would listen to hes very tall and he could have some weight but hes muscular and fit
Person 1: have you seen anthony
Person 2: yeah, he's pretty cute but I've heard things abt him
Anthony by Anthony54 September 25, 2018
A complete meanie that likes Katherine even though he has a boyfriend
Anthony likes British boysss oooo yeet yer ma batty eat my trouser snake ye blooming trap
Anthony by Oreozkii October 6, 2018
Anthony is a type of lil’ bitch that you wouldn’t find any where else he is quite special, and probably retarded. An Anthony is is self conciliatory and brags about thing he does not have. He is a sad pitiful man with no friends and makes up excuses to why he had none, if your an Anthony you should probably off yourself.
How shiz biscuit man did you see Ricardo the retardo in class today he was being a real “Anthony”
Anthony by Big ni🅱️ October 9, 2018
The best sex god ever he will hit it on both sides and he will leave stretch marks he’s hot asf and loves pussy and is a very caring and lovible guy he rejects L’s that get handed to him
Anthony is a hella hot horny strong fuck
Anthony by yongest flexer October 17, 2018