angry pirate

When a man (or even woman in some cases) is recieving oral sex and pulls out of their partners mouth, only to ejaculate into their eye. The reciepient of the ejaculation will then stand up and cover their eye with their hand. During this, the opposite partner will then kick their now sightless partner and run off like a wuss as the poor cripple hobbles after them.

Last night my boyfriend thought he'd be a punk smart-ass and give me an angry pirate. That pussy ran off like a little girl and you know I chased after him. I caught his goddamn ass and kicked him in the nuts, so now he's chained up in my basement.

~FYI: True story.~

by Lori-SPED May 30, 2007

angry launch

In round-based multiplayer games, an angry launch is when the host immediatly launches the next session after the last one ends, because he is angry that he has lost.

Grrrr! angry launch!!!

by FragerZ January 11, 2008

ANDRUG Addiction

V: N:An unhealthy addiction to an attractive funny Canadian. Symptoms include but are not limited to: fast heartbeat, Confusion, Laughter, Lack of focus, A Sunny disposition, increased sexual desire, insomnia, hate of silence, and a desire to laugh at fat people.

Man, I have a problem? Ya whats that? I am an ANDRUG addict, I need my fix. Man, its difficult to get over ANDRUG Addiction.

by ColoradoMike March 5, 2008

Angry Lehman

Fisting with a glove on

She was so wet I slipped a glove like a goalie and fisted like an Angry Lehman

by Excel Assassin July 6, 2008

angravation

an·gra·va·tion

Pronunciation: an-grə-ˈvā-shən

A state of simultaneous anger and aggravation.

Tim: "Hey Jim, looks like you're going bald under that hair piece."

Jim: "It's called chemotherapy you insensitive prick. I don't need this angravation right now."

by far02 November 21, 2009

angry johnson

A term used to describe an erection that hurts so much. A throbbing boner.

'You see Willy twitching over there? He's got an angry johnson in his pants."

by xxdemented_dreamerxx December 2, 2009

angry little elf

a particularly snippity or grumpy North Pole worker, height must be under 5 feet to qualify.

Kate: my oventop burnt my cereal
Darin: you aren't supposed to cook cereal and its called a stove top
Kate: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Darin: My, aren't we an angry little elf?

by y-dawg December 7, 2009