half a shem

Shemo is Italian for idiot, embarrassment, crazy person. So to be a half a shem the worst form of shemo, your not even adequate enough to be considered a fully functioning shemo....your just half a shem.

"My friends left me at the concert stuck with no ride and I was standing there like half a shem"

2) Guiseppe Carlino
"My friends left me at the concert stuck with no ride and I was standing there like half a shem"
by Marco Marandola July 20, 2017
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Step and a half

A person, usually a subordinate, who moves slow and akward, who doesn't fall in line with the rules and order of an organization usually a school.
Hey Step and a half! Pick up the pace! And why is in your tie tied correctly? See me after class!
by Angledrawers August 09, 2018
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Half-dash

To dine at a restaurant, displeased with the service/food and peace out paying only half the bill.
"This food sucks, but we ate it all.. Let's half-dash"!
by crazyfooc September 29, 2011
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Half Tasking

What really happens when people attempt multi-tasking. The quality of every task is nearly cut in half usually leaving the quality to crapmanship. Half tasking is dangerous to your professional and personal life.

When you are attempting to engage someone in a conversation while they are preoccupied with other tasks.
I was totally half tasking when I was talking to my buddy and texting my girl at the same time.
by cscottsy December 02, 2011
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Half Post

When someone updates their status on facebook with cryptic messages so that others will comment. Usually because they're an attention whore.
"OMG, I can't believe that just happened" would be Half Post of "OMG, I can't believe I really don't have anything important to say, so I'm going to pretend something dramatic is happening to me, so people will pay attention to me and I will feel loved."

whereas your supposed to respond "Are you alright?" (As if you really care, and the only reason you are really asking, is because you feel sorry for them.)

As mention on Keith and the Girl.
by Susie Lipshitz February 20, 2011
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half a heart

half a heart means your crazy obsessed with me no questions asked.
she/he took a picture with half a heart meaning she/he is obsessed with me.
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Take a half

To leave work early. Usually unexpected
I am sick of this shit.Imma Take a half up in this bitch
by Nibiru33 March 11, 2010
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