Albert

Albert is a cowardly bitch who thinks he's tough, but when you beg him to stab you he'll pussy out like the ginger fuck he is

Clark: Albert stab me
Albert: Nah dawg

by Youcantstopthabeet September 18, 2019

Albert

Gay kid whit a pc and screams when he is angerd. Extremly ugly.

Albert is gay

by n0bba August 27, 2020

Albertito

An extremely fat kid that loves eating burritos. Albertitos normally wear tiny backpacks.

Hey, look, there's an Albertito squeezing through the door!

by lolipop63 April 30, 2009

Prince Albert

A Medusa on a penis. Most commonly on a chode to draw attention away from the fact that it's a freak of nature.

Girl: "Hey, wanna do it?"
Guy: "Sure. Let me take out my Prince Albert, first."
Girl: "Wtf, ew, is that a buttplug?"
Guy: "No, it's a Medusa on a penis!! Gosh, get with the program."
Girl: "Fine, you wanna be like that? No sexxy time tonight, betch!"

by Sam Chaves March 26, 2008

Alberdy

Extreme, Hardcore, Extremely Hardcore

"O MAN! he just jumped out a plane without a parachute hes Alberdy."

Laughing while pissing out kidney stones.
Dropping the soap in jail and not getting raped.
Party Boying a Cop -these are some of the things that are Alberdy.

by Branmanof44 September 9, 2007

alberioing

Al Bear E O ing

Getting caught sucking your bosses dick while his cock is still in your mouth and your hands cupping his balls.

Ah shit, I'm in trouble. I got caught alberioing today at work and ill probably get fired.

by Dontaskdonttell November 10, 2012

albert einstein phobia

A Fear Of Inventor/ Scientist (kinda) Albert Einstein.

Girl, IM TERRIFIED OF ALBERT EINSTEIN! I think I have Albert Einstein Phobia

by Urban Dictionary Word Girl December 2, 2013